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I was...let's just say "peripherally involved with"...the systems at OPM that were recently hacked. Given the political blood bath going on over this, there is a miniscule chance that I might be called in front of Congress to testify.

 

So I wanted to ask this question of the board: if I have to testify, what TDBisms should I work in to my testimony? "You're an idiot" is a given, of course (particularly given my contempt of Congresscritters). And I'll try to use "retatta." Any other suggestions?

 

 

 

[Try to keep it non-political as much as possible, please. Mods, I ask some lenience for any political statements; I'd like suggestions from the wider board, not just PPP.]

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If they start to grill you hard on the data breach, you can say: I learned one thing from this whole experience and the un-Godly amounts of money we spent on computer systems consultants....don't confuse effort with results.

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It would be great if you could sneak any of these onto the record: "Russ Brandon must go" "Ralph is cheap" "Doooooooomed" "Asleep at the wheel"

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discussion of moats as a means of data security and radiation containment

changes in the gravitational constant due to geology

the mean expected outcome of rolling a die

do your own homework, Sue

Exhibit B pixyland.org

defer to the authority of El Pegual

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Argue incessantly that the word hacked is so vaguely defined that not only have the computers in question not been hacked but that no computers have ever been hacked.

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Have an idiot-athon. We each pledge a specific amount for every time you use the word idiot. I'm sure we can come up with a good cause.

 

Point of note: I was planning on alternating "idiot" with "full gatorman." So you may want to combine them for pledge purposes.

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