truth on hold Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 (edited) Scientists at the Stanford University Pelvic Floor Clinic argued that the human body is designed for squatting, not sitting. Its likely that if you live in the Western world, or at least have adapted Western habits that the way youre using the toilet is doing you harm. Researchers discovered that incorrect elimination can cause appendicitis, hernias, inflammatory bowel disease, diverticulosis, hemorrhoids or even colon cancer. The study focused on 28 people who pooped in different positions and they found that those that squatted were able to go easier and faster which seems logical as squatting simply straightens the colon. http://interestingthingsdaily.com/youve-been-pooing-the-wrong-way-your-entire-life-yes-you/ Edited June 15, 2015 by JTSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 I want my squatty potty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted June 15, 2015 Author Share Posted June 15, 2015 I want my squatty pottyNot the babe on the bowl? You're slipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Scientists at the Stanford University Pelvic Floor Clinic argued that the human body is designed for squatting, not sitting. Its likely that if you live in the Western world, or at least have adapted Western habits that the way youre using the toilet is doing you harm. Researchers discovered that incorrect elimination can cause appendicitis, hernias, inflammatory bowel disease, diverticulosis, hemorrhoids or even colon cancer. The study focused on 28 people who pooped in different positions and they found that those that squatted were able to go easier and faster which seems logical as squatting simply straightens the colon. http://interestingthingsdaily.com/youve-been-pooing-the-wrong-way-your-entire-life-yes-you/ Not your whole life. You've only been putting your **** on the internet for about a decade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 I want my squatty potty Plenty of porcelain ones in the amazon. Kind of weird at first though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Saw that on doctor Oz couple years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Saw that on doctor Oz couple years ago. Was he hawking some mystery African fruit extract that gave you the same effect while sitting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Enjoy your squatty potty jtsp. Streamline those poops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted June 16, 2015 Author Share Posted June 16, 2015 Enjoy your squatty potty jtsp. Streamline those poops.Did my first one today with the feet on the bowl technique they showed. One word: smmmoooooothhh Don't need the squatty potty. Feet on bowl gets in a little quad work too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 No... Really! I figured this was what the thread was about... LMAO. So that's why it is always easier to take a crap out in the woods. Honestly, is this really news? I thought this was always known... That the way Westerners crap (sitting) is not the best way. Did my first one today with the feet on the bowl technique they showed. One word: smmmoooooothhh Don't need the squatty potty. Feet on bowl gets in a little quad work too Until you slip and break your neck because you had wet feet or something. I'd hate to be the repsonding EMT. I'd ask for 45 days traumatic leave after dealing w/that scene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Launching a new line of commodes called Correct-Crapper; please support my online fund raiser. If not, I don't really give a $#it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted June 16, 2015 Author Share Posted June 16, 2015 No... Really! I figured this was what the thread was about... LMAO. So that's why it is always easier to take a crap out in the woods. Honestly, is this really news? I thought this was always known... That the way Westerners crap (sitting) is not the best way. Until you slip and break your neck because you had wet feet or something. I'd hate to be the repsonding EMT. I'd ask for 45 days traumatic leave after dealing w/that scene! Well I don't another piece of furniture in my already cramped space. Another alternative is the Indian style ..... .....but being floor level they always end up with a lot of pee around them from dudes standing up taking leaks. So I'm fine with the risk of rim walking, given the promise of a better defecation experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Was he hawking some mystery African fruit extract that gave you the same effect while sitting? Was telling the lady to take something so the poop would come out easy. Just do not remember what it was http://wellnessmama.com/7013/squatty-potty-review/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Launching a new line of commodes called Correct-Crapper; please support my online fund raiser. If not, I don't really give a $#it. Crowd funding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted June 17, 2015 Author Share Posted June 17, 2015 Day 2 with the new technique, and happy to report another successful outing. Im convinced this is the better, natural way for elimination. One pointer on the rim-rider technique, for better stability place your hand on the wall mounted tissue dispenser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Day 2 with the new technique, and happy to report another successful outing. Im convinced this is the better, natural way for elimination. One pointer on the rim-rider technique, for better stability place your hand on the wall mounted tissue dispenser Hey Buddy, take this to the health and fitnes forum... Bet you are getting some toned abs! ;-P Oh... And for all the fatty wannbees that use the Rim Rider Technique... I don't wanna see you in a Darwin Award thread... Don't break the wax seal on the toilet to sewer flange either! ;-) Was telling the lady to take something so the poop would come out easy. Just do not remember what it was http://wellnessmama.com/7013/squatty-potty-review/ You know what does the trick for me? Tell her to go mow the lawn (in 90 degrree heat none the less) and then come in and drink a big glass of milk... 2% or higher... That will get the explosions going and things flowing. Oh... I am a dam operator by trade. For saftey sake, call your sewer department and have them give you full lift on their sluice gates. Don't want to risk flooding your town. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted June 17, 2015 Author Share Posted June 17, 2015 Day 3 and just gets better, with the smoothest, fullest elimination thus far...a near complete emptying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Joey, Do you sniff the toilet paper after you wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 He told me he farts in the cushions then smells them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) Day 3 and just gets better, with the smoothest, fullest elimination thus far...a near complete emptying. I was relaying the info to my family last night... Holy moly, guess what... In a candid admission, one of my children admit to using the Rim-Rider technique ever since they were a little one. Wow, I guess it is natural. Of course they don't use it in public, heck I don't even think they like to use a public facility. Edited June 18, 2015 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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