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Interesting yes.. What conclusions can be drawn from it.... Dunno

i thought that's what you guys are for!

 

I like Woods on the slant route too. I dislike Orton but he threw a nice slant.

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I'm not sure how this is important but I'm certain that the simple college offense we ran last season will not reappear again soon.

I don't think many colleges even ran our offense last year.
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I'd like to know how many catchable balls he laid up on. Not accusing him of doing it a lot ... I'd just be interested to know.

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I'll bet PFF confused other routes with "slants" in their "analysis."

 

GO BILLS!!!

Underling: "Sir, I've just looked over my assignment charting the passing routes of all receivers in the NFL... and I think there may have been a minor oversight..."

 

Boss: "Go on..."

 

Underling: "Well, sir, the interns have all left for vacation as you know..."

 

Boss: "Yes..."

 

Underling: "Ummm... Well, sir... I know you couldn't possibly have intended for me to actually watch 16 Buffalo Bills games..."

 

Boss: "Oh, good Gods, heavens no. We'd be in breach of all sorts of labor laws. Listen, no one else watches those games either, and their fan base mostly considers themselves to be statistics wonks. Just make up some absurd counting stats, but make sure to conclude that they've done poorly with whatever final matrix you use to evaluate competency. That'll keep those silly !@#$ers apoplectic for three weeks before they break anything down for themselves. Besides... Doug Marrone. There's nothing that moron wouldn't have done."

 

Underling: "You mean..."

 

Both: (share a knowing look)

 

Both in unison: "Just give it to them!!!"

 

Both: (side splitting laughter)

 

fin

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I'd like to know how many catchable balls he laid up on. Not accusing him of doing it a lot ... I'd just be interested to know.

26 where he completely laid up.

 

17 where he only laid up a little.

 

12 where he almost laid up a little, but didn't.

 

Hope that clarifies it for you.

 

GO BILLS!!!

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26 where he completely laid up.

 

17 where he only laid up a little.

 

12 where he almost laid up a little, but didn't.

 

Hope that clarifies it for you.

 

GO BILLS!!!

 

Thanks, K-9! Enjoy the Women's World Cup!!

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We know he ran 70.

 

We know he was targeted less than 20 times.

 

We know that of the 8 players with more yards 5 were targeted more than Watkins.

 

We know that yards per route run means absolutely diddlysquatjackshit.

 

Not shooting the messenger, but, I really don't get the point.

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First thing I thought was putting this into Benny and the Jets.

 

He's got electric moves, got great hands too

You know I think they're gonna run a screen oh.

S-S-S-S-Sammy and the Slant.

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First thing I thought was putting this into Benny and the Jets.

 

He's got electric moves, got great hands too

You know I think they're gonna run a screen oh.

S-S-S-S-Sammy and the Slant.

yes! This thread has a purpose now. Thanks Wiz!
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yes! This thread has a purpose now. Thanks Wiz!

I think I took too much time doing this. A little off in some spots though.

 

 

Hey fans, the bills have got together
the spotlights hitting Rexy
and he's gonna make 'em better
the playoffs are almost in sight
so stick around
You're gonna hear the 12th man
like a wall of sound
Say, Percy and Woods, have you seen them yet
OH but the true hot route, s-s-s-s-sammy and the slant
Oh but their fast and wide open
oh Sammy is in the seam
He's got electric moves, got great hands too
I think they're gonna run a bubble screen oh.
S-S-S-S-Sammy and the Slant.
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I think I took too much time doing this. A little off in some spots though.

 

 

Hey fans, the bills have got together
the spotlights hitting Rexy
and he's gonna make 'em better
the playoffs are almost in sight
so stick around
You're gonna hear the 12th man
like a wall of sound
Say, Percy and Woods, have you seen them yet
OH but the true hot route, s-s-s-s-sammy and the slant
Oh but their fast and wide open
oh Sammy is in the seam
He's got electric moves, got great hands too
I think they're gonna run a bubble screen oh.
S-S-S-S-Sammy and the Slant.

 

 

It's the first place my mind went when I saw the title, too.

 

Kudos to you for the lyrics. Well done.

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I think I took too much time doing this. A little off in some spots though.

 

 

Hey fans, the bills have got together

the spotlights hitting Rexy

and he's gonna make 'em better

 

the playoffs are almost in sight

so stick around

You're gonna hear the 12th man

like a wall of sound

 

Say, Percy and Woods, have you seen them yet

OH but the true hot route, s-s-s-s-sammy and the slant

 

Oh but their fast and wide open

oh Sammy is in the seam

 

He's got electric moves, got great hands too

I think they're gonna run a bubble screen oh.

S-S-S-S-Sammy and the Slant.

i literally laughed out loud. Good stuff.
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It's the first place my mind went when I saw the title, too.

 

Kudos to you for the lyrics. Well done.

 

 

i literally laughed out loud. Good stuff.

 

 

'I think they're gonna run a bubble screen oh' is just fantastic.

Thank you for making me feel relevant for the day. :beer:

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