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When I surprised my wife with the cruise it was the weakest delivery EVER. Monday night a month ago I told her I wonder how much is it to go to Cabo. I checked Carnival website that night. "Hon it's pretty affordable, I think I will book it"

Then tuesday morning I booked it and told called her. "Honey I got them" She said, "Cool" Then we hung up very soon after.

 

Replace "cruise" with any household item that you pick up before heading home. No happy sex. No surprise sex. But that was all on me.

 

What if I just give her the $500? All of it. Lame? Boring? Cool?

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How do you know he even likes to play pool?

Don't be stupid. They were obviously referring to the old toy that children used to play with where you would ask it a question like, "Am I the reason my parents got divorced" and it would respond with "Signs point to yes." Edited by LBSeeBallLBGetBall
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What if I just give her the $500? All of it. Lame? Boring? Cool?

No way, she will make it dissappear faster than a batch of cookies at at weight watchers meeting

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And after supper, you can kick your feet up in the parlor and watch the picture tube for a spell.

He he... Glad somebody picked up on it! I can always count on you! :-)

 

Oh... No picture tube. Just the wireless. :-)

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Don't be stupid. They were obviously referring to the old toy that children used to play with where you would ask it a question like, "Am I the reason my parents got divorced" and it would respond with "Signs point to yes."

That makes sense. I was wondering about the other 14 pool balls and the cue.

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No way, she will make it dissappear faster than a batch of cookies at at weight watchers meeting

That's true. Still an idea.

add 50$ get a glock43

Not a gun person.

I dont really like killing too much.

You could just about buy a share of Google stock.

I already invest in other stuff.

 

Is Disneyland worth it? I will spend the entire $500 there in one day.

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ouch...what field are you in?(not to hijack the thread)

 

send me a PM I will gladly take is after being on unemployment for 2 months

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Buy me wine

 

Now here's the question. Would you prefer one $500 bottle of wine or 20 $25 dollar bottles?

ouch...what field are you in?(not to hijack the thread)

 

 

I don't know but I hear he's out standing in it. :D

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send me a PM I will gladly take is after being on unemployment for 2 months

I said NON BORING suggestions.

 

Now here's the question. Would you prefer one $500 bottle of wine or 20 $25 dollar bottles?

 

I don't know but I hear he's out standing in it. :D

How about 10 $50 dollar bottles?

 

You always have to add a medium Chef. Always.

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