Gugny Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 You two have been "dating" for such a short time, and she's already making your plans for a Saturday morning in October? Yeah man, run away as fast as you can. Change your phone number and move to North Dakota. Craaaazzzzeeeee! Oh yeah, she has crazy friends because she is also crazy. Crazy women like to surround themselves with girlfriends who are only slightly more crazy than themselves to make them look better by comparison. It's a fact. If you don't bang her first, though, you might want to consider switching teams. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 You two have been "dating" for such a short time, No, they haven't been dating, they've been "hanging out", which is apparently what kids do now instead of taking a girl out (without her friends) to do something and then going back to her place to fool around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Joey goes back to his place to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 May have found the red flag. We hung out tonight. I casually mentioned the Bills 8:30 AM (Central Time Zone) game against Jacksonville. Her reply "Too bad you'll miss it because of church." I chuckled assuming that she was playing. Nope. On the plus side, it seems she doesn't just want to be friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 On the plus side, it seems she doesn't just want to be friends. On the minus, she wants to act like she's his mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 On the minus, she wants to act like she's his mom. Knowing that his mom's vagina is the only one he's ever touched, this could work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Knowing that his mom's vagina is the only one he's ever touched, this could work. Wrong on so many levels, Gug, you need help, not from a bottle, not from a simple chat, I think we are talking several years of intensive therapy just to break into the unique perspective that you posess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Wrong on so many levels, Gug, you need help, not from a bottle, not from a simple chat, I think we are talking several years of intensive therapy just to break into the unique perspective that you posess. To have the best compliment I've ever received here during my TBD tenure be your 5000th post is an absolute honor. If you go to the TBDAHOT, I'll have a beer waiting for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Jesus dude....I know you're lonely but take some sound advice.....RUN!!!!!!! Find an atheist or an agnostic. Find a girl with no predispositions. It's hard, I know, but we've all been through it. It can happen. Good luck. Catholics have the option to go to Saturday night mass- start looking there- plus, they have a direct line to "the Man", hahaha Wrong on so many levels, Gug, you need help, not from a bottle, not from a simple chat, I think we are talking several years of intensive therapy just to break into the unique perspective that you posess. I am pretty sure he's the therapist for "insensitive therapy".... Perhaps you were trying to suggest sensitivity therapy..., we could quite possibly have something resembling a TBDism here.... My opinion- if you're looking for some lovin' at all cost, hit her and quit her, if you're looking for something serious, RUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Knowing that his mom's vagina is the only one he's ever touched, this could work. you are one cruel dude!!! LOVE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Joey, you out there? What is the most you have gotten? Have you gotten it wet yet ? Besides in the shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Are you kidding? He's copped a feel and that's about it. It was enough to give him wet dreams for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Are you kidding? He's copped a feel and that's about it. It was enough to give him wet dreams for a week. And that was just the Victoria's Secret catalog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Maybe she's an axe murderer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 F5!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 That is not a red flag, IMO. I don't get why people want their wives to love football. So long as she tolerates it with only mild irritation then that should show you she is wife material. My wife won't watch games on TV. But she loves the draft and she loves going to Bills games. She's what many would call a "keeper." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 That is not a red flag, IMO. I don't get why people want their wives to love football. So long as she tolerates it with only mild irritation then that should show you she is wife material. Dude! This bird, that he isn't even really dating, told him that he would need to miss the Bills/Jags game (IN OCTOBER) because he would be in church! And she was serious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Dude! This bird, that he isn't even really dating, told him that he would need to miss the Bills/Jags game (IN OCTOBER) because he would be in church! And she was serious! It's an easy enough out--"oh, I was planning on going to evening service that day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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