The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) Still dating. Nothing official yet. But her friends don't like me. They think my 2-3 beers a week, (total lowball by the way) is too much. I'm from South Buffalo. Two beers is breakfast. Also, They're not very bright. They decided to run a background check and think I'm lying about who I am because they can't find anybody with my last name with the first name "Buffalo Joe." But she likes me, which is weird. But all in all, life is good. Edited June 9, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 They think 2-3 beers a week is too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Still dating. Nothing official yet. But her friends don't like me. Maybe they know you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 They think 2-3 beers a week is too much? I'm pretty sure the Pope drinks more than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'm pretty sure the Pope drinks more than that. Sacramental wine, maybe. TRBJ, just tell them you only drink that much because it's sacramental beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Sacramental wine, maybe. TRBJ, just tell them you only drink that much because it's sacramental beer. They're baptist. They use grape juice for wine. She knows how much I drink (about a beer or two a day) She doesn't think I have a problem, but thinks I should cut back because it's not good for my gout/diabetes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Post some pics of her friends. Let's trash them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 They're baptist. You sure know how to pick the crazy ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Oh Sweet Jesus, they don't dance either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 That settles it. TRBJ is Kevin Bacon from Footloose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Oh Sweet Jesus, they don't dance either. They dance. She even drinks. She's pretty, normal, smart and fun. Only thing I don't get is why she likes me. Her friends though, by her own admission, are psycho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Oh Sweet Jesus, they don't dance either. With that gout to deal with, neither does he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 16 year olds only want you so that you can buy alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Meeting her friends?!? I hope that means you've been dating for a month and/or have slept with her at least 3 times. Still dating. Nothing official yet. But her friends don't like me. Kids....they never listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 They're baptist. They use grape juice for wine. She knows how much I drink (about a beer or two a day) She doesn't think I have a problem, but thinks I should cut back because it's not good for my gout/diabetes. So you're telling us you haven't banged this chick yet. Is that accurate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 May have found the red flag. We hung out tonight. I casually mentioned the Bills 8:30 AM (Central Time Zone) game against Jacksonville. Her reply "Too bad you'll miss it because of church." I chuckled assuming that she was playing. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomper Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 May have found the red flag. We hung out tonight. I casually mentioned the Bills 8:30 AM (Central Time Zone) game against Jacksonville. Her reply "Too bad you'll miss it because of church." I chuckled assuming that she was playing. Nope. Jesus dude....I know you're lonely but take some sound advice.....RUN!!!!!!! Find an atheist or an agnostic. Find a girl with no predispositions. It's hard, I know, but we've all been through it. It can happen. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 So you're telling us you haven't banged this chick yet. Is that accurate? My god, if ever there was a stupid unnecessary post, this is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Joey needs to try a escort service. Pay for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) May have found the red flag. We hung out tonight. I casually mentioned the Bills 8:30 AM (Central Time Zone) game against Jacksonville. Her reply "Too bad you'll miss it because of church." I chuckled assuming that she was playing. Nope. You two have been "dating" for such a short time, and she's already making your plans for a Saturday morning in October? Yeah man, run away as fast as you can. Change your phone number and move to North Dakota. Craaaazzzzeeeee! Oh yeah, she has crazy friends because she is also crazy. Crazy women like to surround themselves with girlfriends who are only slightly more crazy than themselves to make them look better by comparison. It's a fact. Edited June 10, 2015 by Johnny Hammersticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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