Guffalo Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Yet again, Tom with invaluable insights. I'll spare the board MY current situation Is this the situation involving the nun, a goat, and a one legged hooker from Tiajuana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Is this the situation involving the nun, a goat, and a one legged hooker from Tiajuana? No, those are the "friends" TRBJ met last night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Run with that. Chicks dig ukulele players. Man, when I had my ukulele quartet, I got laid every damn night... They go crazy for accordianists, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 They go crazy for accordianists, too. But bagpipes...nothing gets the bonnie lasses goin' like the Great Highland Warpipes, laddie... True story: in the Second Battle of El Alamein, the 51st Highland Division led their attack off with bagpipes. Each company was led by a piper. Germans shot the pipers first. It's not considered a conicidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 But bagpipes...nothing gets the bonnie lasses goin' like the Great Highland Warpipes, laddie... True story: in the Second Battle of El Alamein, the 51st Highland Division led their attack off with bagpipes. Each company was led by a piper. Germans shot the pipers first. It's not considered a conicidence. "We have a piper down, I repeat, a piper is down." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJMfbrFEric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 But bagpipes...nothing gets the bonnie lasses goin' like the Great Highland Warpipes, laddie... True story: in the Second Battle of El Alamein, the 51st Highland Division led their attack off with bagpipes. Each company was led by a piper. Germans shot the pipers first. It's not considered a conicidence. Son of a B word...I knew it would be a short time before DC Tom would draw parallels between TRBJ's wanting to get laid and the Battle of the Bulge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Son of a B word...I knew it would be a short time before DC Tom would draw parallels between TRBJ's wanting to get laid and the Battle of the Bulge. Even for TRBJ, "central bulge mass" correlates with "hole mass:" Doesn't mean he can find the hole, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Son of a B word...I knew it would be a short time before DC Tom would draw parallels between TRBJ's wanting to get laid and the Battle of the Bulge. El Alamein was in North Africa, you dumbass. But...much like 6th SS Panzer Army's inability to reach the Meuse at Dinant, TRBJ's failure is pre-ordained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Dumbass and not IDIOT???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Joey was slapped in the face by NEW GIRL???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 updates !!!!! I take the lack of updates as bad news ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 updates !!!!! I take the lack of updates as bad news ? Or as really bad news. Joe, if you've been hobbled, Misery-style, scream twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 I'm worried. Someone should totally call the fed's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Girls 15 year old boyfriend showed up and and put a butt wiping on Joey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Girls 15 year old boyfriend showed up and and put a butt wiping on Joey."Butt wiping"? Ewwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 That was our original plan for the first date. Thankfully she had some things come up and we couldn't hang out till later in the day. This was the scene there that day. I dunno. I can see by the pic she's kinda cute. But isn't she awfully small? I know looks can fool ya and all. I do think that all red outfit is nice. And I can see you were a real gentleman by holding her hand while walking her through that mud puddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 O boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 You still have both your kidneys? Scoff all you want, but, remember TRBJ is a TEXAN from TEXAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Since he hasn't responded in a while, could he be ground up and in the freezer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Scoff all you want, but, remember TRBJ is a TEXAN from TEXAS. Good to hear. I really can't stand Texans from North Dakota. And those Vermont Texans...what a bunch of idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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