ExiledInIllinois Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I think I found her Tinder profile pic: Holy Moly... The internet has everything! I thought they got a little more rain down in Houston? Why are you posting? Aren't you supposed to be meeting her friends tonight? So says the sweet young lady who was scolded for posting during a sporting event. You've come a long way baby! J/K CGF... You give him hell! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 This one is definitely real, and definitely interested. We clicked right away. Really excited about this one. Meeting her friends for the first And yes, although she won't admit it, you know who is very jealous. It's so obvious it's funny. So, when are you going to introduce her to Shirl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Those ukulele groupies can be hardcore, be careful..... No, that's far in my past. You've probably heard of us, we were one of the biggest Don Ho cover bands in Lackawana. We called ourselves "The Four Hos." Our groupies were Ho-hos. Rockin' Tiny Bubbles on the uke for the Ho-hos...good times, man, good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) No, that's far in my past. You've probably heard of us, we were one of the biggest Don Ho cover bands in Lackawana. We called ourselves "The Four Hos." Our groupies were Ho-hos. Rockin' Tiny Bubbles on the uke for the Ho-hos...good times, man, good times... Tiny Tim = Wilt Chamberlin??? Good luck with this female TRBJ... Edited June 4, 2015 by Formerly Joe F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) Hotter than the other one ? Pics or it didn't happen. Did I hear something about making out in Denny's parking lot ? Elaborate please. Was it the stuff dreams are made out of ? Did she taste like French toast ? Edited June 4, 2015 by Ryan L Billz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 This one is definitely real, and definitely interested. We clicked right away. Dude, It's a TV show. She's a character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Those ukulele groupies can be hardcore, be careful..... True that. If you don't care that your music comes from a uke, you usually don't give a **** about much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 The only way you know it's real is if you blow a stinky fart in her presence, and she sensuously wafts it toward her nose. It's the girlfriend test. If she gags or scoffs at you, it wasn't meant to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Meeting her friends for the first time tonight. That's code for testicles, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 The only way you know it's real is if you blow a stinky fart in her presence, and she sensuously wafts it toward her nose. It's the girlfriend test. If she gags or scoffs at you, it wasn't meant to be. Well she was going through my Facebook and came across a picture of me after the Green Bay game. Shirtless in Zubaz and didn't leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 The only way you know it's real is if you blow a stinky fart in her presence, and she sensuously wafts it toward her nose. It's the girlfriend test. If she gags or scoffs at you, it wasn't meant to be. And if things progress, later he can try the Dutch-oven wife test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Run with that. Chicks dig ukulele players. Man, when I had my ukulele quartet, I got laid every damn night... Did the four of you swap at all, or did you do the same guy every time? I think I found her Tinder profile pic: This girl is gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 And if things progress, later he can try the Dutch-oven wife test. You jest, but that's close to how I knew Mrs. Bandit liked me more than just a little. She walked into my office (we worked together at the time) right after I had let fly a widow-maker of a gas cloud. There was no way she didn't smell it, but she simply asked me the question she came to ask, held a polite (but understandably short) conversation, and then left. I was certain at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I'm very happy for you TRBJ. Have you baked cookies with her yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) I'm very happy for you TRBJ. Have you baked cookies with her yet? He's already has shown her scrapbooks. Sounds like the old cookie friendzone trap is next. Edited June 4, 2015 by Ryan L Billz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 So, TRBJ...updates? Has she told you she just wants to be friends and started dating your other female coworker yet? 'Cause we all know, that's how this ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Yet again, Tom with invaluable insights. I'll spare the board MY current situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 I passed the test. Although her overzealous friend that just broke up with an alcoholic boyfriend was slightly upset with my (extremely lowballed) estimation of 2-3 beers a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 You jest, but that's close to how I knew Mrs. Bandit liked me more than just a little. She walked into my office (we worked together at the time) right after I had let fly a widow-maker of a gas cloud. There was no way she didn't smell it, but she simply asked me the question she came to ask, held a polite (but understandably short) conversation, and then left. I was certain at that point. I had a similar experience. I had been dating my then girlfriend for a couple years, and she surprised me with a cruise to the Bahamas for my 30th birthday. Well, the morning after the captain's dinner....steak, lobster tails, a few bottles of champagne and a quart of gin....I woke up and dropped the type of fart that could eat the stitching out of Levis. It was so bad that my (then girlfriend) wife began vomiting violently in the bathroom. Hell, I almost threw up. After she stopped throwing up, we laughed hysterically, and we went up to the pool and had some breakfast and drinks. I asked her to marry me a few months later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I passed the test. Although her overzealous friend that just broke up with an alcoholic boyfriend was slightly upset with my (extremely lowballed) estimation of 2-3 beers a week. You still have both your kidneys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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