The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 9, 2015 Author Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) Still dating. Nothing official yet. But her friends don't like me. They think my 2-3 beers a week, (total lowball by the way) is too much. I'm from South Buffalo. Two beers is breakfast. Also, They're not very bright. They decided to run a background check and think I'm lying about who I am because they can't find anybody with my last name with the first name "Buffalo Joe." But she likes me, which is weird. But all in all, life is good. Edited June 9, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe
DC Tom Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 On 6/9/2015 at 6:13 PM, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Still dating. Nothing official yet. But her friends don't like me. Maybe they know you.
Azalin Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 On 6/9/2015 at 6:21 PM, Doc said: They think 2-3 beers a week is too much? I'm pretty sure the Pope drinks more than that.
DC Tom Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 On 6/9/2015 at 6:56 PM, Azalin said: I'm pretty sure the Pope drinks more than that. Sacramental wine, maybe. TRBJ, just tell them you only drink that much because it's sacramental beer.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 9, 2015 Author Posted June 9, 2015 On 6/9/2015 at 7:10 PM, DC Tom said: Sacramental wine, maybe. TRBJ, just tell them you only drink that much because it's sacramental beer. They're baptist. They use grape juice for wine. She knows how much I drink (about a beer or two a day) She doesn't think I have a problem, but thinks I should cut back because it's not good for my gout/diabetes.
Maury Ballstein Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 Post some pics of her friends. Let's trash them.
DC Tom Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 On 6/9/2015 at 7:52 PM, The Real Buffalo Joe said: They're baptist. You sure know how to pick the crazy ones.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 That settles it. TRBJ is Kevin Bacon from Footloose.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 9, 2015 Author Posted June 9, 2015 On 6/9/2015 at 8:48 PM, Nanker said: Oh Sweet Jesus, they don't dance either. They dance. She even drinks. She's pretty, normal, smart and fun. Only thing I don't get is why she likes me. Her friends though, by her own admission, are psycho.
Azalin Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 On 6/9/2015 at 8:48 PM, Nanker said: Oh Sweet Jesus, they don't dance either. With that gout to deal with, neither does he.
mead107 Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 16 year olds only want you so that you can buy alcohol
KD in CA Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 On 6/3/2015 at 11:57 PM, KD in CT said: Meeting her friends?!? I hope that means you've been dating for a month and/or have slept with her at least 3 times. On 6/9/2015 at 6:13 PM, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Still dating. Nothing official yet. But her friends don't like me. Kids....they never listen.
Gugny Posted June 9, 2015 Posted June 9, 2015 On 6/9/2015 at 7:52 PM, The Real Buffalo Joe said: They're baptist. They use grape juice for wine. She knows how much I drink (about a beer or two a day) She doesn't think I have a problem, but thinks I should cut back because it's not good for my gout/diabetes. So you're telling us you haven't banged this chick yet. Is that accurate?
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 10, 2015 Author Posted June 10, 2015 May have found the red flag. We hung out tonight. I casually mentioned the Bills 8:30 AM (Central Time Zone) game against Jacksonville. Her reply "Too bad you'll miss it because of church." I chuckled assuming that she was playing. Nope.
gomper Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 On 6/10/2015 at 4:21 AM, The Real Buffalo Joe said: May have found the red flag. We hung out tonight. I casually mentioned the Bills 8:30 AM (Central Time Zone) game against Jacksonville. Her reply "Too bad you'll miss it because of church." I chuckled assuming that she was playing. Nope. Jesus dude....I know you're lonely but take some sound advice.....RUN!!!!!!! Find an atheist or an agnostic. Find a girl with no predispositions. It's hard, I know, but we've all been through it. It can happen. Good luck.
Beerball Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 On 6/9/2015 at 11:03 PM, Gugny said: So you're telling us you haven't banged this chick yet. Is that accurate? My god, if ever there was a stupid unnecessary post, this is it.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) On 6/10/2015 at 4:21 AM, The Real Buffalo Joe said: May have found the red flag. We hung out tonight. I casually mentioned the Bills 8:30 AM (Central Time Zone) game against Jacksonville. Her reply "Too bad you'll miss it because of church." I chuckled assuming that she was playing. Nope. You two have been "dating" for such a short time, and she's already making your plans for a Saturday morning in October? Yeah man, run away as fast as you can. Change your phone number and move to North Dakota. Craaaazzzzeeeee! Oh yeah, she has crazy friends because she is also crazy. Crazy women like to surround themselves with girlfriends who are only slightly more crazy than themselves to make them look better by comparison. It's a fact. Edited June 10, 2015 by Johnny Hammersticks
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