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This one is definitely real, and definitely interested. We clicked right away. Really excited about this one. Meeting her friends for the first time tonight.

 

 

And yes, although she won't admit it, you know who is very jealous. It's so obvious it's funny.

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Was in with Bruce at the same time. She still has the stick shift between her legs

She has one tooth.

Or he has one tooth

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did she rescue you from flood waters?

 

what do they call that?? hero worship?

 

 

are you sure this one likes you for more than a friend at work

I'm not one to brag, but we may or may not have made out in the parking lot of the Denny's Sunday night. #Class #NoRagrets

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Is she hotter than the other chick?

Yes. Also, everything the other one didn't like about me (my taste in music, my ukulele, my passion for sports, my love of craft beer) this girl not only tolerates, but actually likes.

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Yes. Also, everything the other one didn't like about me (my taste in music, my ukulele, my passion for sports, my love of craft beer) this girl not only tolerates, but actually likes.

Run for your life.

 

Any woman interested in you (specifically you, this isn't global advice) is scarier than the ones smart enough to simply tolerate

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Watching the Astros together?

That was our original plan for the first date. Thankfully she had some things come up and we couldn't hang out till later in the day. This was the scene there that day.

 

 

 

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Yes. Also, everything the other one didn't like about me (my taste in music, my ukulele, my passion for sports, my love of craft beer) this girl not only tolerates, but actually likes.

She's obviously lying to you. She likes your ukulele? That's like saying a girl saying that she prefers a small penis.

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She's obviously lying to you. She likes your ukulele? That's like saying a girl saying that she prefers a small penis.

She's really into music. Lol. I also play guitar, ukulele is what I play when it's too inconvenient to carry a guitar wherever I go.

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She's really into music. Lol. I also play guitar, ukulele is what I play when it's too inconvenient to carry a guitar wherever I go.

 

Run with that. Chicks dig ukulele players. Man, when I had my ukulele quartet, I got laid every damn night...

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Run with that. Chicks dig ukulele players. Man, when I had my ukulele quartet, I got laid every damn night...

Those ukulele groupies can be hardcore, be careful.....

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And yes, although she won't admit it, you know who is very jealous. It's so obvious it's funny.

Dude... You finally realize this. ?? What has everybody been saying all along since the start? Chicks have a natural inclination to compete w/other chicks. It should have been your first weapon.

 

Now I am not saying it works for everyone... But, it damn well comes close. They go primal and don't even know it. Oh, and most certainly won't admit it. Be in control. ;-P

 

 

Shhh... Just don't tell my wife I am talking like this. Yes Honey... I will be right there! ;-) ;-)

 

Run with that. Chicks dig ukulele players. Man, when I had my ukulele quartet, I got laid every damn night...

Homo sex doesn't count. Not that there is anything wrong w/that (well, yes there is). You want him to get kicked out of his Bible class and Chick-Fil-A/Hobby Lobby?

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