Clippers of Nfl Posted June 9, 2015 Author Posted June 9, 2015 Jesus H !@#$ing Christ on a pony. What are you, a couple of teenage girls? Why don't you just resolve this once and for all, and have your BFF pass his BFF a note in study hall? He started it.
Chef Jim Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 you got issues man Don't we all. This place is just one big psychologist's couch.
Jauronimo Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Jesus H !@#$ing Christ on a pony. What are you, a couple of teenage girls? Why don't you just resolve this once and for all, and have your BFF pass his BFF a note in study hall? You don't get it. Neurosis, social anxieties, and awkward social situations are universal and prime for comedy. Clippers' situation is just like an episode of Seinfeld, except dumber and not funny, so not at all like Seinfeld and more like an episode of Friends. If Friends were set in a group home/halfway house for slow adults. So exactly like Friends.
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) You don't get it. Neurosis, social anxieties, and awkward social situations are universal and prime for comedy. Clippers' situation is just like an episode of Seinfeld, except dumber and not funny, so not at all like Seinfeld and more like an episode of Friends. If Friends were set in a group home/halfway house for slow adults. So exactly like Friends.Now we know what became of StuckInCincy. :-P Edited June 10, 2015 by ExiledInIllinois
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 10, 2015 Author Posted June 10, 2015 You don't get it. Neurosis, social anxieties, and awkward social situations are universal and prime for comedy. Clippers' situation is just like an episode of Seinfeld, except dumber and not funny, so not at all like Seinfeld and more like an episode of Friends. If Friends were set in a group home/halfway house for slow adults. So exactly like Friends. Ha ha. Im not trying to be funny. It's just happening. I wanted to know what you guys would do. I know what Im going to do. Nothing about it. Keep saying hi hoping that he tells me to eff off or he dies of smoking, whichever comes first.
DC Tom Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Ha ha. Im not trying to be funny. It's just happening. I wanted to know what you guys would do. I know what Im going to do. Nothing about it. Keep saying hi hoping that he tells me to eff off or he dies of smoking, whichever comes first. So you read my "passing a note in study-hall" idea and said to yourself "Nah...I can be WAY more passive-aggressive than that!"
Buffalo Barbarian Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Don't we all. This place is just one big psychologist's couch. I'm sure some psychologist comes on here everyday and just cracks up
CountryCletus Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 That is avoidance. Update: He now goes ouside with his ipad and smokes. Probably posts somewhere. Omg. What are the chances in this "small world" that "smoker" is a tbd poster?? I will just ignore you from now on... Sorry for being an inconvenience- and to think we were just going to ask you over for a cookout.... I thought you were a nice guy. If my smoking bothers you, I will go on the other side of my house...
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 10, 2015 Author Posted June 10, 2015 I will just ignore you from now on... Sorry for being an inconvenience- and to think we were just going to ask you over for a cookout.... I thought you were a nice guy. If my smoking bothers you, I will go on the other side of my house... Yeah right. But trust me the thought did cross my mind. What if smoker was a tbd poster. Smoker is about 60 years old. Has a very sad demeanor. Probably a result of bad football and smoking.
CountryCletus Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Yeah right. But trust me the thought did cross my mind. What if smoker was a tbd poster. Smoker is about 60 years old. Has a very sad demeanor. Probably a result of bad football and smoking. Hahahaha- if I was the smoking neighbor- we would have been throwing a few brews back by now- hahaha
Chef Jim Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Hahahaha- if I was the smoking neighbor- we would have been throwing a few brews back by now- hahaha I'd be doing his wife while he's out wondering where I was.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 I'd be doing his wife while he's out wondering where I was. Doing his wife while smoking a cig? Now that is comedic genius.
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 10, 2015 Author Posted June 10, 2015 Hahahaha- if I was the smoking neighbor- we would have been throwing a few brews back by now- hahaha I kinda wish you were the smoker. Then I could tell you how annoying you were with smoking outside so much and giving me eye contact. i could give you the rules of hi. Meaning one hi per year is acceptable at this point. Then and only then we could enjoy some brews. I'd be doing his wife while he's out wondering where I was. You wouldnt like her. She's a sex a holic like me. Now you guys really know why smoker is my biggest problem. Doing his wife while smoking a cig? Now that is comedic genius. Only if it was outside. Inside the house would be ok. I'd have no problem with that. Just stay inside the damn house.
Nanker Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 So you're cutting your neighbor's grass and wondering why (but you KNOW why) he's giving you the stink-eye and keeping tabs on you while you do the stray cat prowl about the neighborhood. Right. Tell her to get him drunk the next time before you go over to do the wang, dang, doodle, all night long.
Chef Jim Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 You wouldnt like her. She's a sex a holic like me. Let me be the judge of that.
CountryCletus Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 I kinda wish you were the smoker. Then I could tell you how annoying you were with smoking outside so much and giving me eye contact. i could give you the rules of hi. Meaning one hi per year is acceptable at this point. Then and only then we could enjoy some brews. You wouldnt like her. She's a sex a holic like me. Now you guys really know why smoker is my biggest problem. Only if it was outside. Inside the house would be ok. I'd have no problem with that. Just stay inside the damn house. If he has a 4 foot fence, maybe he's masturbating to you whole making that awkward eye contact... When he talks to you does it seem as if he's mid-orgasm?
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 This might be the worst thread ever on this site. Yeah, and not even bad in a good way...
Gugny Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 Yeah, and not even bad in a good way... You mean "Michael Jackson" bad? Sham on.
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