BringBackFergy Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 http://stuppid.com/arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Gee, and they look so trustworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in. "You can't take it with you...except this. This, you can take with you." Frankly...anyone dumb enough to buy a ticket to heaven is too dumb to even have money. I don't even think this should be illegal. It's not fraud, it's natural selection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Just when I thought the story couldn't get any more weird: Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I think it's a good idea. Wish I thought of it. I think I will sell dog poop so people can give it as a gift to people who are full of crap. Good idea for your boss for his birthday or the day he fires you. Send $25 to. Mead107 Charlton ny 12019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 Just when I thought the story couldn't get any more weird: Tito's quote is great, especially: "I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Just seeing the pics of these entrepreneurs it was all i needed to correctly guess they were from south of the US border in the thrid world country named Florida. Long live Pam Bondi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Jesus - at the car wash... https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=JAdrVb7wO4aZgwS8vYDoCQ&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D6TBOt6HzH3g&ved=0CB0QuAIwAA&usg=AFQjCNHCst73bk_t25mnYnjgyhGINONoww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Just when I thought the story couldn't get any more weird: For them, that's not weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Are they "electronic," in case you lose it, or die but don't have your wallet with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Kudos to whoever was operating the grill and got those nice sear marks on Tito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 (edited) I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer When I read this part I became skeptical because I'm pretty sure Johnson attended the Chargers' OTAs. Edited May 31, 2015 by 4merper4mer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 When I read this part I became skeptical because I'm pretty sure Johnson attended the Chargers' OTAs. I think we all know he was referring to Mr. Wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 You know I'm totally buying their alibi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Start to finish, that was one of the best news stories I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Got mine for just a buck. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ticket-to-Heaven-Keyring-2sides-2images-Christian-Jesus-I-COMBINE-SHIPPING-/301644431339?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item463b68bfeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Got mine for just a buck. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ticket-to-Heaven-Keyring-2sides-2images-Christian-Jesus-I-COMBINE-SHIPPING-/301644431339?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item463b68bfeb Jesus hosed you for the 2.54 in shipping tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 Got mine for just a buck. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ticket-to-Heaven-Keyring-2sides-2images-Christian-Jesus-I-COMBINE-SHIPPING-/301644431339?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item463b68bfeb Yeah, but does yours provide free limousine service via flying saucer to a planet where I can smoke crack? Didn't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Yeah, but does yours provide free limousine service via flying saucer to a planet where I can smoke crack? Didn't think so. Pardon me. But I still think $3.54 is a good deal for a ticket to Heaven. Judger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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