The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Maybe I am in the minority but Jimmy Spagnola is absolutely one of my favorite posters on this board. He is consistently entertaining and the ultimate troll. I think that he would offend people if his grammar didn't make them feel guilty. He reminds me of Warren from "There's Something About Mary." I for one would welcome more of his trolling. He trolls as well, or better, than anyone on this board. Jimmy, please, please, please stop by here and insult us more often!! p.s. I am not sure that he is funnier than Howard though. This is the most entertaining thread in months. I may be in the minority here, but I have a slight feeling Howard might actually be real.
LOVEMESOMEBILLS Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 James You don't know the first thing about my mail route or my service to this country in the USPS. For 60 plus years me and guys I trained with in Brooklyn, Utica and Seneca Falls dealt with punks like you and your greaseball buddies. Cheap shots at our vehicles and wisecrack comments about our uniforms. Times have changed but not so much that I haven't noticed how !@#$s like you don't respect hard work and service to the country. I've had my share of battles as a kid and more recently when Nickie Ressetoni tried to argue how the Jets were gonna beat my Bills this year. Nickie and me (along with Shirl and his wife Marie) have coffee every Friday at Dunkin Donuts. Two months ago when he said this I walked outside with him and told him to take it back. he didn't so I took care of business right there next to his Buick lesabre. His stomach buckled because of the canoli he eats every day. Youre the same kind James. A smartass punk with no moral fiber. I was brought up on the Bills, oatmeal and Genessee 12 Horse. If I ever see you in my neighborhood we can continue this discussion with Nickie. Now go get a job and leave the true fans alone. H Do you still live in Seneca Falls? Your right in my neighborhood. If you do I would love to meet you and Shirl.
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I may be in the minority here, but I have a slight feeling Howard might actually be real. I have had the opportunity to not get involved in the many Howard threads in Off The Wall section. (too busy looking for work 8 hours a day filling out apps) I am surprised he hasn't been banned reading just the last quoted post,
Howard Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Hi Lovemesome No. I did a brief stint in Seneca Falls when I was a young guy but we decided to move back to Buffalo. Missed the first ward but settled in near Cazenovia Park. We really enjoyed the womens suffer age museum but the route I had was in the seedy part of town where there were a lot of indians. What I don't understand with Spagnulo is his raunchy attitude on our board. Typical big city personality with a nickel brain. Shirl and I were talking today at Friendlys and I swore I'd never let a smartass like him ruin my day ever again. Just looking at his ugly mug makes me want to crack this computer screen but my son put it together for us so I dont want to offend him. Saying I hide behind a skirt really boils my blood because in my 81 years I've gotten more ass than a toilet seat and that little prick is still reading the McCall magazines I delivered to his aunt Trudy. I blocked him because I'm ready to punch him in the lip. Its not often Shirl and I have muddled old fashions on the porch but today is an exception because of this knucklehead. Go Bills. H
Kirby Jackson Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I may be in the minority here, but I have a slight feeling Howard might actually be real.OMG, I hope so!!
CountryCletus Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I hope so too... I just have a feeling that he is TRBJ...
LOVEMESOMEBILLS Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I hope so too... I just have a feeling that he is TRBJ... Me too.
BringBackFergy Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I'm also hoping. If Jimmy and Howard are real, I want to throw a few back with both of them on Howard's porch.
BillsBytheBay Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Are, are, are, are, are....... Now I feel like a pirate...
Fan in Chicago Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 I'm also hoping. If Jimmy and Howard are real, I want to throw a few back with both of them on Howard's porch. Don't forget to invite Stone Cold. People pay good money for that kinda entertainment
CountryCletus Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 A lot of stuff has happened since I been here. I logged in and somebody had sent me a note from my birthday saying Happy Birthday so thanks. I read your practice topic and it looks like your quaterbacks stink like predicted. It is a quarterback league so good luck in the draft. You guys got Rex and he is a cool dude even though he doesn't coach that good any more. But he is better than some of the guys you had before. We got Gailey but not for the top job but more for what he belongs in. And we now finally have a top notch head coach to go with our talent and big market team. It is to bad for you guys that you has to be in the AFC East with a team that cheats and another big time team on the rise. I think if you was in the rust belt division or slum division or whatever they was gonna call that when they had the idea then you'd have a chance. Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Buffalo and Detroit I think it was. They could have called it the put me out of my misery division. With no QB on your team you have a chance to set the record for number of interceptions by Revis in one day. Maybe you can beat out the cheaters because Tommy Boy can't play against you this time. You're defense is good though too I gotta admit. I have to laugh at your new owner spending all of this money thinking you guys can compete but he is at least trying. You just know some crap is going to happen to you again. And that is before the Jets defense treats you guys like a bunch of rag dolls. I hope you had your fun last year when the Jets were working there plan to get rid of Rex. My favorite play was that rookie getting caught from behind when he was showboating. He was lucky it wasn't me who caught him because I would have smacked him right in his face. I hope everyone has been good I'm just checking in to be nice. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. A lot of stuff has happened in your time here... Your 198 posts.... what a joke.... I would rather hang out with Howard than read your nonsense
YoloinOhio Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 The number of parody accounts on this site is pretty entertaining. Soon we will see a FauxFireChan or a NOT WEO
Best Player Available Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 I hope so too... I just have a feeling that he is TRBJ... i think it's pretty obvious He might be (is). To me, "Howie's" avatar looks like a tranny postal worker in Puerto Rico. off season trolling humor is ok I guess, the "jokes" are getting pretty stale and boring though.
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