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Whose ball is closer to the hole yours or mine?


Thank god this is where I will be week 2 instead of getting my ass kicked by that awesome Buffalo Bills defense.


I like my balls to be underinflated how about you?

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Picture is kind of blury, but that's Tommy Boy golfing with Michael Jordan.

Jordan (on phone with his bookie) - If you give me 2-1 odds, I'd like to wager $100,000 that he shaves at least 10 strokes off his actual score, the cheating (fatherless son).

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The small handed, squishy-ball loving quarterback of the New England Patriots** stares vacantly, awaiting his caddy's return from the bathroom.

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Jordan: "Hanes, it's Michael. Just got some great inspiration for our next new product. What do you think about the Hanes Brassiere for Men? I might even have a lead on a new spokesman!"

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Picture is kind of blury, but that's Tommy Boy golfing with Michael Jordan.

Listen, I think I found someone that can get Uggs to sponsor golf shoes.

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Brady: "I wonder if this course is still open in October"

 

 

Sidenote - You know who wears their baseball hats backwards? The same dicks who wear sunglasses indoors. That's who.

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Brady: "I wonder if this course is still open in October"

 

 

Sidenote - You know who wears their baseball hats backwards? The same dicks who wear sunglasses indoors. That's who.

Aren't you a Mets fan? Do you make an exception for rally caps?

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Jordan: what am I doing on the same course as this cheating d-bag.

 

Brady: where is the "deflator" when I need him. At least there are lots of balls around here for me to play with.

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