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Don't get rid of the Olds Howard! The Delta 88 is awesome!!! I got my first piece of tail in that car! Did my first power stall in that car! Got my first speeding ticket in that car! Smoked my first J in that car!!! ... not necessarily in that order. The Delta 88 f'n rocks!!

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Beerball. I don't think thats funny. Shirl used to think you were nice but now she sees my point. You young fellas dont show respect to servicemen like I used to. I know you didnt pick up our film because the stub says it won't be ready at CVS until Saturday.

 

Mead. No, my Desoto is long gone. We looked at a new type of car. We're trading the Oldsmobile Delta 88 for some new fangled vehicle called a Ford Escort.

Howard... This is your first and final warning... From someone that has been in the military for 15+ years, don't refer to you punk ass mail carrying job as the service, or your lame ass as being a serviceman. Continuing to do so will result in one of two things- Feeding tube or obituary.... Don't worry, I'm sure your dog will

Be right there with you...

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Howard... This is your first and final warning... From someone that has been in the military for 15+ years, don't refer to you punk ass mail carrying job as the service, or your lame ass as being a serviceman. Continuing to do so will result in one of two things- Feeding tube or obituary.... Don't worry, I'm sure your dog will

Be right there with you...

Cletus, c'mon. Being a postal worker is hard work. Rain, hail, sleet, snow. Heat. Dog attacks. Punk kids. He worked very hard.

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Cletus, c'mon. Being a postal worker is hard work. Rain, hail, sleet, snow. Heat. Dog attacks. Punk kids. He worked very hard.

I can't wait to hear how he tried to join the REAL service, but was denied entry due to his flat feet.... Morons like that typically didn't make the cut because they were too scared or didn't pass the ASVAB

40 plus years delivering things, and I have to be the one to teach him how to deliver a right hook.... Sad....

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I can't wait to hear how he tried to join the REAL service, but was denied entry due to his flat feet.... Morons like that typically didn't make the cut because they were too scared or didn't pass the ASVAB

He may not have book smarts, but he's wise.

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He may not have book smarts, but he's wise.

Wise.... Seems to my like Shirl wears the pants in that house... He has to run her everywhere, then when it's time to do some grass cutting or any other labor he has a "spell".... Sounds like a real cat....

Wait no... Not cat.... It's something that means cat... I can't remember the right word...

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i've had about enough of you. I invited to over for a cold Schlitz and you didn't show. Shirl made deviled eggs and party piizzas (hate those damn thing) and all you do now is criticize my service to this country. And now threats of harm against me, my wife and my dog?? You are a real product of the 60's I bet. Long haired hippie rebel pinko punk. I have to get a malox. Don't go hiding somewhere.

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i've had about enough of you. I invited to over for a cold Schlitz and you didn't show. Shirl made deviled eggs and party piizzas (hate those damn thing) and all you do now is criticize my service to this country. And now threats of harm against me, my wife and my dog?? You are a real product of the 60's I bet. Long haired hippie rebel pinko punk. I have to get a malox. Don't go hiding somewhere.

Howard, settle down brah. He's not criticizing your service. He just doesn't think that the postal service and military service are on the same level. We're all Bills fans here.

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i've had about enough of you. I invited to over for a cold Schlitz and you didn't show. Shirl made deviled eggs and party piizzas (hate those damn thing) and all you do now is criticize my service to this country. And now threats of harm against me, my wife and my dog?? You are a real product of the 60's I bet. Long haired hippie rebel pinko punk. I have to get a malox. Don't go hiding somewhere.

You draft dodging decrepit old bastard.... You are as American as Toshiba.... You've done zero for this country and less for this message board...

Does TRBJ = Howard???

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You still bring my dog into this fight? He is a member of my family and when you make fun of my dog you are making fun of me and my wife. I wish someone would teach you a lesson about service and loyalty. For 60 plusyears I dedicated my life to bringing your Sears jammies and your TeenBeat magazines. I had to step over your hula hoops and broken down lemonade stands. I even drank that ****ty iced tea you were selling and it tasted like the water left over in your mom's laundry tub. Over and over again I served you and your hipster buddies and what do I get on Christmas? A !@#$ing fruit cake. I've had enough of you. BLOCKED.

 

I'm serious. BLOCKED

 

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You still bring my dog into this fight? He is a member of my family and when you make fun of my dog you are making fun of me and my wife. I wish someone would teach you a lesson about service and loyalty. For 60 plusyears I dedicated my life to bringing your Sears jammies and your TeenBeat magazines. I had to step over your hula hoops and broken down lemonade stands. I even drank that ****ty iced tea you were selling and it tasted like the water left over in your mom's laundry tub. Over and over again I served you and your hipster buddies and what do I get on Christmas? A !@#$ing fruit cake. I've had enough of you. BLOCKED.

 

I'm serious. BLOCKED

 

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The fruit cake was symbolic of what my family thought of you... You're a damn fruit cake old man... We pissed in that iced tea, hope you enjoyed it... I don't have a problem with Shirl.... She's the best... I really don't even have a problem with your dog either, aside from sharing a name with you... Getting close to 10:00, time for your second dose of morning pills... Talk to you soon pal

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Only one thing keeps my lead on the straight and narrow and that's Shirl's chili. She uses SPAM so it has a little kick to it. She's making it next week. Also flax seed and kinwa.

 

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