Beerball Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 its tough keeping the ol' choppers in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 You do find the wildest things. Wife has to take better care of you so you have less time on the internet. O , wait she just called and told me you two do 10 times a day but, you only last 2 minutes. She says it's always about you and you never her. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 You do find the wildest things. Wife has to take better care of you so you have less time on the internet. O , wait she just called and told me you two do 10 times a day but, you only last 2 minutes. She says it's always about you and you never her. Lol 2 minutes? She's being generous, I love that woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Minute MAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Mr Ball. I'm only 81. I still have all my choppers. I brush with baking soda every morning and rinse my mouth with hydrogen dioxide. Its an old trick that i learned in the service. So before any of young bucks start giggling like Cletus getting his new issue of National geographic, my teeth are all solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Prove it. Need a pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Shirl just took a photograph of me. Then she used up the rest of the 12 pictures on Howard and her azalias. She will take the film down and we should have the developed pictures next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Mr Ball. I'm only 81. I still have all my choppers. I brush with baking soda every morning and rinse my mouth with hydrogen dioxide. Its an old trick that i learned in the service. So before any of young bucks start giggling like Cletus getting his new issue of National geographic, my teeth are all solid. Your story is falling apart- you claimed to be 82 previously... Maybe you are losing your marbles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'll give you marbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 How long do the people at the nursing home allow you on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'll give you marbles. I don't go that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'll give you marbles. FYI (for your information) threatening another member is grounds for immediate revocation of your posting privileges. It also warrants informing the local authorities who, if a simple google search is to be believed, would not look kindly upon you as a repeat offender. I'm not sure that they would allow you to enroll in an anger management class for the 4th time. Hakuna matata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 How long do the people at the nursing home allow you on the internet. There is no time limit for him. He's like a CT yankee in King Arthur's court. He wow's them w/his tech prowess! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Mr Ball. If Cletus getting a bloody lip or a bop on the nose is hurtful to him I apologize. I know the younger generation is fragile. I'm sorry i offended him. Shirley has a hair appointment today and then we are going to look at a new car so I'll be in and out. H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Mr Ball. If Cletus getting a bloody lip or a bop on the nose is hurtful to him I apologize. I know the younger generation is fragile. I'm sorry i offended him. Shirley has a hair appointment today and then we are going to look at a new car so I'll be in and out. H Mr. Cletus welcomes all attempts on bloodying his lip or nose... I wish you luck. The only issue I take in all of this is that it's a violation of the T.O.S.... We don't need you going postal or anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 Shirl just took a photograph of me. Then she used up the rest of the 12 pictures on Howard and her azalias. She will take the film down and we should have the developed pictures next week. Howie, I stopped by the PhotoMat and picked up your photographs. Here's the best of the lot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Mr Ball. If Cletus getting a bloody lip or a bop on the nose is hurtful to him I apologize. I know the younger generation is fragile. I'm sorry i offended him. Shirley has a hair appointment today and then we are going to look at a new car so I'll be in and out. H New car? A Desoto? Push button transmission ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Beerball. I don't think thats funny. Shirl used to think you were nice but now she sees my point. You young fellas dont show respect to servicemen like I used to. I know you didnt pick up our film because the stub says it won't be ready at CVS until Saturday. Mead. No, my Desoto is long gone. We looked at a new type of car. We're trading the Oldsmobile Delta 88 for some new fangled vehicle called a Ford Escort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 So you looking at a 10 year old car? You should look at the honda CRV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Mead. Is an escort an old car? What do you hear about Buick Skyhawks? Do they have enough room in the back seat for Howard ? He's 130 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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