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Delivering mail is a funny job huh? Is that what it is? A joke? So when I deliver your disneyworld tickets, your weekly coupon books and your WomensDay magazines you think I'm just something to be overlooked. For 60+ years I was an important part of our economy. I was a gear in the most important machine in our nation The us postal service is more than a department. Its a family of dedicated members who are now delivering junk mail every day. And you know who invented junk mail? Young punks. So look in the mirror and figure it out. The next time youre browsing through your Better Homes and Gardens deciding where to plant your gardenias, think of who brought it to you and thank a member like me.

 

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Delivering mail is a funny job huh? Is that what it is? A joke? So when I deliver your disneyworld tickets, your weekly coupon books and your WomensDay magazines you think I'm just something to be overlooked. For 60+ years I was an important part of our economy. I was a gear in the most important machine in our nation The us postal service is more than a department. Its a family of dedicated members who are now delivering junk mail every day. And you know who invented junk mail? Young punks. So look in the mirror and figure it out. The next time youre browsing through your Better Homes and Gardens deciding where to plant your gardenias, think of who brought it to you and thank a member like me.

 

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Let's be honest- you were no Paul Revere!

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Delivering mail is a funny job huh? Is that what it is? A joke? So when I deliver your disneyworld tickets, your weekly coupon books and your WomensDay magazines you think I'm just something to be overlooked. For 60+ years I was an important part of our economy. I was a gear in the most important machine in our nation The us postal service is more than a department. Its a family of dedicated members who are now delivering junk mail every day. And you know who invented junk mail? Young punks. So look in the mirror and figure it out. The next time youre browsing through your Better Homes and Gardens deciding where to plant your gardenias, think of who brought it to you and thank a member like me.

 

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You had a dump spot for all of what you considered "junk mail," didn't you? I mean, it's no big deal, I'm certain you never non-delivered something vitally important to a home. Since this is just us talking...tell me the truth...those copies of Playboy always arrived with the pages looking a bit worn, didn't they?

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Buffalo joe - Here's a story for you. I used to sort mail on the Delaware Ave office for the service. I shared a slot post with Betty Grimes. She was a real looker. One day I put a coupon book into her slot and she yelled at me. Our hands touched, she started to blush, and she slapped my hand away from her mail slot. We came very close to hugging but then she walked away and asked to be reassigned to the downtown station. I was crushed. I see her now and then and we chat a little but Shirley is usually with me so it is somewhat uncomfortable. The main reason I tell you this, as I would tell my own son Roger, is that no matter how bad you want to slide a coupon book into another person's slot, there is a better slot right around the corner and you won't get your hand slapped. Hope this helps.

 

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Buffalo joe - Here's a story for you. I used to sort mail on the Delaware Ave office for the service. I shared a slot post with Betty Grimes. She was a real looker. One day I put a coupon book into her slot and she yelled at me. Our hands touched, she started to blush, and she slapped my hand away from her mail slot. We came very close to hugging but then she walked away and asked to be reassigned to the downtown station. I was crushed. I see her now and then and we chat a little but Shirley is usually with me so it is somewhat uncomfortable. The main reason I tell you this, as I would tell my own son Roger, is that no matter how bad you want to slide a coupon book into another person's slot, there is a better slot right around the corner and you won't get your hand slapped. Hope this helps.

 

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I hate metaphors... I think she may have directed you to no longer put your coupon book in her mail slot, she clearly preferred you deliver the coupon book to her back door so nobody would know... There was no sidewalk out back so some days it would be muddy..

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JR We never had a swimming pool. In my 80 plus years if we wanted to cool off we would all go to Cazenovia creek and wade through the rapids. Of course sometimes we'd have to avoid little floating objects in the water but I hear that has cleaned up now. I do like running through the sprinkler now and then. Shirl usually puts the sprinkler on the front lawn at around 6pm so after dinner is a good time for me to go outside and walk through a few times to cool off.

 

Mr BuffaloJoe Typical young punk putting metal needles in your face, arms, lips and pecker. Not sure what the attraction is but if you enjoy having someone stick something inside you I suggest you spend a Saturday night with Mr. Cleats.. He's a hippie pinko that likes being probed.

 

I'm having a great morning so far. My grits turned out perfect and I have a new bag of weed and feed for the front lawn. Looking forward to touching up the paint on my lawn jockey today and Shirl is getting out the bird bath and big blue globe for the front yard.

 

Have a great day everyone.

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JR We never had a swimming pool. In my 80 plus years if we wanted to cool off we would all go to Cazenovia creek and wade through the rapids. Of course sometimes we'd have to avoid little floating objects in the water but I hear that has cleaned up now. I do like running through the sprinkler now and then. Shirl usually puts the sprinkler on the front lawn at around 6pm so after dinner is a good time for me to go outside and walk through a few times to cool off.

 

Mr BuffaloJoe Typical young punk putting metal needles in your face, arms, lips and pecker. Not sure what the attraction is but if you enjoy having someone stick something inside you I suggest you spend a Saturday night with Mr. Cleats.. He's a hippie pinko that likes being probed.

 

I'm having a great morning so far. My grits turned out perfect and I have a new bag of weed and feed for the front lawn. Looking forward to touching up the paint on my lawn jockey today and Shirl is getting out the bird bath and big blue globe for the front yard.

 

Have a great day everyone.

Howard knows better than anyone about getting something run up in them on Saturdays.... That's the day he runs around in drag

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