Beerball Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 With age comes wisdom (old people smell too). I was hoping that you'd be willing to field questions about topics interesting to other board members. People could ask you for advice, they could inquire about your younger wild child days & they might even be interested in finding out what it's like to be an elderly ex-civil servant. Your success with Shirley might also bring relationship questions. I'm hoping that you're game. I'll go first: what was the first car you owned? How much did it cost? What was the price of gas? How fast did the car go?
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 (edited) How would people in your day deal with a guy like this? Edited May 15, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe
Beerball Posted May 15, 2015 Author Posted May 15, 2015 How would people in your day deal with a guy like this?I'm going to field this one for Howard. Never be ashamed of who you are, but, please put on some clothes.
BuffaloBill Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 How would people in your day deal with a guy like this? Not nice to post pictures of Shirley...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 Not nice to post pictures of Shirl... fixed.
ricojes Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 (edited) I'll go first: what was the first car you owned? This is actually a very important question, more importantly what car do you currently drive, in order to establish credibility... Edited May 15, 2015 by ricojes
Howard Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 I learned how to upload pictures yesterday. Roger came over for a few Schlitz on the front porch. This here is mother with my first car which is a 1950 Pontiac. Shirl and I had some good times in the back seat at the Como Park pavillion watching the submarine races. Gas back then was about 14 cents a gallon and with the $3 in my pocket I was able to fill it up, buy a 6 pack of "safes" and a bag of root beer barrels.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 How can I keep my marriage hot? Use Ben Gay as a lubricant.
Chef Jim Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 With age comes wisdom (old people smell too). I was hoping that you'd be willing to field questions about topics interesting to other board members. People could ask you for advice, they could inquire about your younger wild child days & they might even be interested in finding out what it's like to be an elderly ex-civil servant. Your success with Shirley might also bring relationship questions. I'm hoping that you're game. I'll go first: what was the first car you owned? How much did it cost? What was the price of gas? How fast did the car go? Oh for the love of God no!
Beerball Posted May 15, 2015 Author Posted May 15, 2015 Howard, Can you please advise Chef Jim on the finer points of Internet protocol and niceties? Please also consider taking TRBJ under your wing. He needs a strong male influence in his life. What advice would you offer him?
Gugny Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 No, no, no, no. Just stop it!!! Another obvious cry for help. This is getting sad.
Chef Jim Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 Another obvious cry for help. This is getting sad. Yes I'm crying for help for all of you. Advice on a message board?
mead107 Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 Howard, have you figured out how to ship my wine to me? I am still waiting for it. My supply is getting low. As soon as I get the wine I will get the check in the mail.
ricojes Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 (edited) I learned how to upload pictures yesterday. Roger came over for a few Schlitz on the front porch. This here is mother with my first car which is a 1950 Pontiac. Shirl and I had some good times in the back seat at the Como Park pavillion watching the submarine races. Gas back then was about 14 cents a gallon and with the $3 in my pocket I was able to fill it up, buy a 6 pack of "safes" and a bag of root beer barrels. This is a picture of my first car...Click the link below [internet Link - peter pan guy] Ha ha...this is going to be great... Edited May 15, 2015 by ricojes
Howard Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 Chef James You remind me of my older brother Charles. He's 87 but refuses to get with the times. The internets is a band of wires that branch throughout the sky and you talk real loud or type real fast and the electric currents run the messages to friends and relatives. The mobilizers here told me to use smiley faces and be pleasant when I interact with others so I cant threaten anyone with a bloody lip anymore. I think it makes sense to treat everyone here like they are old people (over 90). Young guys like me still respect our elders. mr mead. Are you older than me? Do you like Lake Country Red in the gallon. It's expensive to ship it because the glass jug weighs a ton and as a veteran of the service, I know my brethren don't want to carry a 10 pound jug of wine around the route each day.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 This is a picture of my first car...Click the link below [internet Link - peter pan guy] Ha ha...this is going to be great... Got me good.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 Howard. I heard that when you get older your testicles get really long. Is this true? If so, how do you keep your flesh balloon under control?
CountryCletus Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 Howard. I heard that when you get older your testicles get really long. Is this true? If so, how do you keep your flesh balloon under control? The bottom of his man purse probably looks like a baboons ass
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