The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 ...I live on the other side of Houston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 ...I live on the other side of Houston. Go find him, and I'll be he just holds up a sign saying "I just want to be friends." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Go find him, and I'll be he just holds up a sign saying "I just want to be friends." Speaking of people holding up signs what's the best homeless sign you've seen? Mine was a guy always in the median outside AT&T park during a ballgame with a sign that said "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinES3 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Speaking of people holding up signs what's the best homeless sign you've seen? Mine was a guy always in the median outside AT&T park during a ballgame with a sign that said "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter!" That's the best I've heard. I wouldn't be able to part with my change fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Speaking of people holding up signs what's the best homeless sign you've seen? Mine was a guy always in the median outside AT&T park during a ballgame with a sign that said "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter!" It would be playing directly into his plan, but I would grab a fist full of change and give it my all... I may not get him with the quarter, but I bet some nickels and dimes connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Saw another one. "Wife and dog abducted by aliens. Need $5 to get my dog back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Saw another one. "Wife and dog abducted by aliens. Need $5 to get my dog back." I waived to you and you didn't acknowledge me. I thought you just didn't see me, but clearly you saw my sign. That hurts, Chef. It really hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I waived to you and you didn't acknowledge me. I thought you just didn't see me, but clearly you saw my sign. That hurts, Chef. It really hurts. I learned a long time ago not to make eye contact with you nut jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I learned a long time ago not to make eye contact with you nut jobs. Fair point. ...Still can't mask the sting of rejection. I feel like TRBJ on a Friday night. And I still don't have my dog back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) Fair point. ...Still can't mask the sting of rejection. I feel like TRBJ on a Friday night. And I still don't have my dog back. Hit the road!! Edited May 16, 2015 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Sign Seen in the West Villiage " I slept with Lindsay Lohan last week Please help" Also, " checks no longer accepted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Hit the road!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 !@#$ Houston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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