Howard Posted May 12, 2015 Author Posted May 12, 2015 Realbuffalo. If defending the honor of Shirl lands me in hot water than I am guilty. But I served this country for 60 + years in the federal govment and I'll be damed if some punk is gonna make me sorry for keeping my lady safe from harm. H
CountryCletus Posted May 13, 2015 Posted May 13, 2015 Realbuffalo. If defending the honor of Shirl lands me in hot water than I am guilty. But I served this country for 60 + years in the federal govment and I'll be damed if some punk is gonna make me sorry for keeping my lady safe from harm. H The postal service is hardly the FBI! Lol...
Howard Posted May 13, 2015 Author Posted May 13, 2015 The postal service is hardly the FBI! Lol... I worked hard for our government while you were picking daysies and playing a guitar you jellyspined lump of crab meat. I walked through slush and slime (had to deliver to Big Wall Chinese Restaurant on Hertel) and delivered your Boys Life magazine and Natural Geographics just so you could spend 30 minutes in the bathroom "reading" about pigmy colonies in the amazon...you little punk. Don't tell me who or what I worked for. I was in the "service". Shirl is calling me and my son will be calling so I will sign off now. Bill O'Keefe is on Fox H
CountryCletus Posted May 13, 2015 Posted May 13, 2015 I worked hard for our government while you were picking daysies and playing a guitar you jellyspined lump of crab meat. I walked through slush and slime (had to deliver to Big Wall Chinese Restaurant on Hertel) and delivered your Boys Life magazine and Natural Geographics just so you could spend 30 minutes in the bathroom "reading" about pigmy colonies in the amazon...you little punk. Don't tell me who or what I worked for. I was in the "service". Shirl is calling me and my son will be calling so I will sign off now. Bill O'Keefe is on Fox H You are funny as hell! Whoever you really are
Howard Posted May 13, 2015 Author Posted May 13, 2015 mead we neck but it's hard doing most anything else at 81. I love stromboly so I hope to meet you sometime. H
mead107 Posted May 13, 2015 Posted May 13, 2015 (edited) You bring the wine and I will bring the Stromboli. Which one do you like the best? Edited May 14, 2015 by mead107
CountryCletus Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 It's quite convenient that you request Howard to bring the wine, considering all he has done since he's been here is whine....
Beerball Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 It's quite convenient that you request Howard to bring the wine, considering all he has done since he's been here is whine.... so, you're saying that Howard & Gug are related?
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 so, you're saying that Howard & Gug are related? Howard is Gug. Gug is Howard.
CountryCletus Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 Howard is Gug. Gug is Howard. Exactly, it's a "Finkle and Einhorn" situation
Gugny Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 Exactly, it's a "Finkle and Einhorn" situation I'm not even an attorney!!
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 14, 2015 Posted May 14, 2015 I thought all Jews were attorneys Nah. Some are accountants. Some run delis. The rest run the media.
Howard Posted May 15, 2015 Author Posted May 15, 2015 I'm really confused. Shirl said it's probably the mint chocolate chip ice cream cone she made me while we watched traffic tonight. But what the hell is Cletus talking about? I'm trying to watch Hankity on Fox and now you guys are mixing up guggy with some man named einhorn. Attorneys? I hate them. They once sued me because i tore down mrs Lanahans fence that was four inches on my property. Shirl told me to do it and she was right. Mrs Lanahan was a crotchety old bird.
CountryCletus Posted May 15, 2015 Posted May 15, 2015 I'm really confused. Shirl said it's probably the mint chocolate chip ice cream cone she made me while we watched traffic tonight. But what the hell is Cletus talking about? I'm trying to watch Hankity on Fox and now you guys are mixing up guggy with some man named einhorn. Attorneys? I hate them. They once sued me because i tore down mrs Lanahans fence that was four inches on my property. Shirl told me to do it and she was right. Mrs Lanahan was a crotchety old bird. Please watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and it should answer most of your questions... Although, given your perverted love for animals, it may bring forward more questions than it answers- just remember that it is NOT alright to love up on furry critters
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