Howard Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Hi Beerball and nervous guy. You have both been very helpful with my new membership here so I wanted to send you a private message. I have two problems though. This one guy named Country Clitus keeps giving Shirl a hard time about me and I think it is kind of rude. I have been holding my temper. Not everyone has a bride like me. Shirl is special. Just wanted you to know in case you were going to message her. That's the one thing I wanted to bring up. Thank you Howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Howard, I trust this private message will reach you and find you well. Shirl sounds like a lovely woman and a lucky bride, I trust Cleatus is merely yanking your chain. But if not, please continue to use this private message function to keep the mods informed. Also, one other thing, is your refrigerator is running? Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Hi Beerball and nervous guy. You have both been very helpful with my new membership here so I wanted to send you a private message. I have two problems though. This one guy named Country Clitus keeps giving Shirl a hard time about me and I think it is kind of rude. I have been holding my temper. Not everyone has a bride like me. Shirl is special. Just wanted you to know in case you were going to message her. That's the one thing I wanted to bring up. Thank you Howard You said 2 things. What's on your mind asides Clitis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I dig the way you guys do business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I dig the way you guys do business I dig that you dig. You dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 (edited) I dig that you dig. You dig? I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down. I'm quick on the uptake. You don't have to spell it out for me in a delicious waxy colorful writing implement. Edited May 11, 2015 by Cugalabanza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down. I'm quick on the uptake. You don't have to spell it out for me in a delicious waxy colorful writing implement. You slay me Cugals! You are a man among guglies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Hi Beerball and nervous guy. You have both been very helpful with my new membership here so I wanted to send you a private message. I have two problems though. This one guy named Country Clitus keeps giving Shirl a hard time about me and I think it is kind of rude. I have been holding my temper. Not everyone has a bride like me. Shirl is special. Just wanted you to know in case you were going to message her. That's the one thing I wanted to bring up. Thank you Howard Game over. I felt for it the first 2 days.... Howard is another poster here. Maybe a mod. Who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Hey Howard, this isn't how private messages work. You need to click the envelope in the top corner. Everybody can read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Hey Howard, this isn't how private messages work. You need to click the envelope in the top corner. Everybody can read this.my guess is he is well aware of that? transparency, got to love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 my guess is he is well aware of that? transparency, got to love it. He's got a lot of wisdom, he just isn't very tech savy. How would you like it if your grandfather came on here and everybody just made fun of him like people make fun of Howard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 He's got a lot of wisdom, he just isn't very tech savy. How would you like it if your grandfather came on here and everybody just made fun of him like people make fun of Howard? If my grandfather came on here Id be stunned since he hs been gone for almost 65 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 If my grandfather came on here Id be stunned since he hs been gone for almost 65 years Then your father. The point is, you have elderly relatives that you treat with respect, and you'd want them treated the same way. Even if it's just internet strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Howard, I was sent pictures of Shirl when she was about 35. Must have been on a night you had to work. I do not believe the guy she was dancing with is you. Looks like he was grabbing her butt in her black dress and enjoying it. She had a very good looking peral necklace on. Looks like they had been drinking. Could have been on a night you had to go bowling with the guys. When I get my new phone next month I will take a picture and post it on the wall so just you can see it. Now that I think about it , the guy in the picture looks very much like country Cletus. I wonder if the guy in the picture is his grandfather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 If my grandfather came on here Id be stunned since he hs been gone for almost 65 years If your grandfather came on here, this thread would qualify as BEST THREAD EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted May 11, 2015 Author Share Posted May 11, 2015 PRIVATE for Beerball and nervous guy: this message is just for Beerball. Dont read if you aren't one of them. Can you help me with something? I am buying fertilizer for my grass. Should I get turf builder or turf builder plus halts. ? Thanks Howard and Shirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 He's got a lot of wisdom, he just isn't very tech savy. How would you like it if your grandfather came on here and everybody just made fun of him like people make fun of Howard?Yes he is a wise man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 PRIVATE for Beerball and nervous guy: this message is just for Beerball. Dont read if you aren't one of them. Can you help me with something? I am buying fertilizer for my grass. Should I get turf builder or turf builder plus halts. ? Thanks Howard and Shirl Rototill and plant pebbles, apply Roundup liberally. If you have a squirrel problem please direct those personally to Nervous Guy because he's the expert. By the way, is there a reason why you aren't capitalizing NG's name? Lower case seems like disrespect to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Rototill and plant pebbles, apply Roundup liberally. If you have a squirrel problem please direct those personally to Nervous Guy because he's the expert. By the way, is there a reason why you aren't capitalizing NG's name? Lower case seems like disrespect to me. I was low on funds so I bought the WalMart brand version of Scott's Step 1 with crabgrass preventer. Worked better than Scott's ever has and it was $20 less. I do a yearly "turf war" with close friend. He applied Scott's one day before I applied my Walmart special stuff. I went to his house on Sat. night and his lawn was dandelion city. I got home from work today and manually pulled the 15 or so dandelions from my entire yard. I'm rocking Walmart brand for all four stages this year as an experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 PRIVATE for Beerball and nervous guy: this message is just for Beerball. Dont read if you aren't one of them. Can you help me with something? I am buying fertilizer for my grass. Should I get turf builder or turf builder plus halts. ? Thanks Howard and Shirl You want to use something with a high amount of slow-release nitrogen. Like gasoline, or explosives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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