Howard Posted May 9, 2015 Author Posted May 9, 2015 Johnny We have a sofa but Shirl won't take the damn plastic covering off so I usually sleep in my Barkalounger next to Howard because he gets up at night. Beerball. You are very nice for looking into this for me but my son said let begones be begones. Someone found my other writing topic so Im ok now. Thank you
boyst Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 i guess i don't understand the board much anymore, not reading much more then the front page when i can. what is this all about and why is my beloved being slandered?
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 i guess i don't understand the board much anymore, not reading much more then the front page when i can. what is this all about and why is my beloved being slandered? Your beloved, Gugly, is tormenting the elderly again. This time he may have met his match though.
Best Player Available Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 Van Miller? Hmmmm really sartimg to smell fishy. perhaps " teen insight" has aged?
Beerball Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 i guess i don't understand the board much anymore, not reading much more then the front page when i can. what is this all about and why is my beloved being slandered? gugly is in deep kimchi. I think for once he bit off more than he could chew, which, as you know, is no small feat, given his swallowing abilities. Cletus is also teetering on the edge of getting a can of whoopass opened up on his person too.
Howard Posted May 9, 2015 Author Posted May 9, 2015 Hello gentlemen. Shirley here. As I updated the other thread, Howard is a little dizzy so he's resting (what else is new). I already shopped for groceries for tomorrow's big meal, did the wash, and gave Howard (the dog) a bath. Now I'm making chicken salad and harvard beets for Howard for dinner. Just wanted you to know he will be in touch soon. Thanks for keeping him occupied while I go out on my errands. You are all so sweet. As you can tell, he is a pain in the butt but after 61 years it doesn't make sense to trade him in for two 30 year olds. Fondly, Shirl
CountryCletus Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 gugly is in deep kimchi. I think for once he bit off more than he could chew, which, as you know, is no small feat, given his swallowing abilities. Cletus is also teetering on the edge of getting a can of whoopass opened up on his person too. Howard* is a special fellow, one with a wild imagination and more imaginary friends than he'd like to admit.
Beerball Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 Shirl, this is great. Thank you for coming on here. You are a breadth of fresh air. You've apparently never smelt old people.
mead107 Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 My bedroom stinks. Knew I should not have had anchovies last night
Howard Posted May 10, 2015 Author Posted May 10, 2015 Mead. I love anchovies. They put lead in the old pencil if you know what I mean. That Cletus guy should try a few. Shirl always keep a few cans handy in the pantry for me.
CountryCletus Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Shirley knows I don't need them... She is all I need!!
Howard Posted May 11, 2015 Author Posted May 11, 2015 Cletus you little pecker. Shirley has been my girl for over 60 years. I am ready to meet you any time other than this friday at 7:15am because I have to have blood drawn. Howard
Clippers of Nfl Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Hello gentlemen. Shirley here. As I updated the other thread, Howard is a little dizzy so he's resting (what else is new). I already shopped for groceries for tomorrow's big meal, did the wash, and gave Howard (the dog) a bath. Now I'm making chicken salad and harvard beets for Howard for dinner. Just wanted you to know he will be in touch soon. Thanks for keeping him occupied while I go out on my errands. You are all so sweet. As you can tell, he is a pain in the butt but after 61 years it doesn't make sense to trade him in for two 30 year olds. Fondly, Shirl Wow, even Shirley mispells her own name?
CountryCletus Posted May 11, 2015 Posted May 11, 2015 Cletus you little pecker. Shirley has been my girl for over 60 years. I am ready to meet you any time other than this friday at 7:15am because I have to have blood drawn. Howard You and I both know you aren't who you say you are... Hahaha.... Oh- violence will not be tolerated on this board, sir. Are you the Howard that was the 1923 navy boxing champion?
CowgirlsFan Posted May 12, 2015 Posted May 12, 2015 My bedroom stinks. Knew I should not have had anchovies last night Humm....having artichokes in a few...wonder what mine will smell tomorrow.
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