\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 ... then only outlaws will have bowling pins. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/illinois-man-bowling-pin-strike-burglar-head-cops-article-1.2184490
Gugny Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 If this is his first offense, I hope they spare him the death penalty.
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 5, 2015 Author Posted May 5, 2015 If this is his first offense, I hope they spare him the death penalty. The jury may be split on the issue.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 Nah man. Strike him dead. If you let him go, he's just gonna wind up on the street in some gutter anyway.
Gugny Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 I bet that homeowner would like to take a crack at him in an alley somewhere.
Saxum Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 It is three strikes and you are out in baseball, How many strikes are bad in bowling?
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 This trial is gonna start off slow, but it'll go fine once they get the ball rolling.
Dante Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 Spare me the bad puns that have rolled this thread into the gutter.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 Puns? May God strike me dead and spit me in two if I make a bad pun.
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 5, 2015 Posted May 5, 2015 Just remember folks... Always close your garage door, especially between 7 in the evening and 10 in the morning. Robbers sometimes strike during the cover of night. That's when they come out of the gutter. Pin packing person pounds prowling punk! News... @ 11.
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