\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 ... then only outlaws will have bowling pins. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/illinois-man-bowling-pin-strike-burglar-head-cops-article-1.2184490 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 If this is his first offense, I hope they spare him the death penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 If this is his first offense, I hope they spare him the death penalty. The jury may be split on the issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Nah man. Strike him dead. If you let him go, he's just gonna wind up on the street in some gutter anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 What a turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I think they're just trying to frame him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I bet that homeowner would like to take a crack at him in an alley somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 It is three strikes and you are out in baseball, How many strikes are bad in bowling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 This trial is gonna start off slow, but it'll go fine once they get the ball rolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Spare me the bad puns that have rolled this thread into the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Puns? May God strike me dead and spit me in two if I make a bad pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Just remember folks... Always close your garage door, especially between 7 in the evening and 10 in the morning. Robbers sometimes strike during the cover of night. That's when they come out of the gutter. Pin packing person pounds prowling punk! News... @ 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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