Deranged Rhino Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And right now you're cats on another board saying "I have a stoner human who's pretty bad at being a cat owner..." I wouldn't put it past him, he's much smarter than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I have a cross eyed cat who's pretty bad at being a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 :lol: That one cost me a keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Very wide right Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 and the dumbest American shorthair on the face of the planet They say owners resemble their pets I wouldn't put it past him, he's much smarter than I am. I believe that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) My ladyfriend was upset that after three pages no one had posted a picture of their cat. So here's our cross eyed demon lovely ball of fur. (not edited by said ladyfriend) Edited May 2, 2015 by GreggyT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 They say owners resemble their pets So you have a...what, pet Mr. Potato Head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 The kind that claws up the carpet and stinks up the house with its **** box. I swore I'd never have a cat in my house. I told my wife I'd be a Pats* fan before we got a cat. I'd turn commie and campaign for Bernie Sanders before we got a cat. Taylor Swift and her boyfriend would get back together before we got a cat. Then my daughter cried because daddy wouldn't let her get a kitty; now I have a cat. LMAO... Can you Ghost Write the story of my life! You nailed it Rob's House! Holy Freaking Crap! Except it was baby sis and mama both doing the crying! My wife growing up, they had to wait til their father was loaded @ the friend's house (family friend was giving away a cat)... From how the story goes, he was pretty oiled up. She has three sisters and they worked him over good. I don't think he knew what hit him when he woke up the next morning. LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 par·a·site ˈperəˌsīt/ noun noun: parasite; plural noun: parasites an organism that lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the host's expense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 par·a·site ˈperəˌsīt/ noun noun: parasite; plural noun: parasites an organism that lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the host's expense. Listen, it you aren't a cat person just ignore this thread. I'm sure that if you start a "my pet goldfish" thread it will end up pinned because of its popularity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 I love my cat. Poor thing is home alone. She is only 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 par·a·site ˈperəˌsīt/ noun noun: parasite; plural noun: parasites an organism that lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the host's expense. !@#$ off, squirrel boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Listen, it you aren't a cat person just ignore this thread. I'm sure that if you start a "my pet goldfish" thread it will end up pinned because of its popularity. I got a cat and that's her name...er...actually it's my name for her...pisses everyone else off when I call her that. !@#$ off, squirrel boy. hehehe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 Wife gets mad when you tell her you want her cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Cat people are strange. Multiple cat owners, even stranger. ;-) ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Still no pictures? This is the internet! The internet loves pictures of cats. Where are your cats people?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Still no pictures? This is the internet! The internet loves pictures of cats. Where are your cats people?! Your wish is my command! Tesla-- Champ-- Chester-- Back off Kid, this is my ladder!!-- King of the ladder!!-- Chet meets squirrel... If only glass didn't separate us! I am a small scale ecological disaster ready to happen!!-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffaloed in Pa Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Dead. Don`t seem to last around here in the sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Dead. Don`t seem to last around here in the sticks. Here the howling 'yotes would do it! But there are a bunch of outdoor cats I see. Ours, I take bets wouldn't last a few days... Just way to friendly to humans and all things living! Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 2 Burmese(Musashi and Titania). Burmese are known as the most dog-like of all breeds. All the warmth and affection of dogs, with the cleanliness and self sufficiencies of cats. I highly recommend the breed if you are looking to get a cat. They look great too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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