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Azalin Posted April 28, 2015 Posted April 28, 2015 This was all just moments before she requested a new 'portable hydraulic transcription device', hers apparently having run out of ink.
Dante Posted April 28, 2015 Posted April 28, 2015 The fancy names probably means the supplier can charge more for it. Hence the bigger kick back.
DC Tom Posted April 28, 2015 Posted April 28, 2015 The fancy names probably means the supplier can charge more for it. Hence the bigger kick back. Like how I got bigger tips delivering pizza when I had business cards made up with the title "Nutrition Transportation Engineer."
DC Tom Posted April 28, 2015 Posted April 28, 2015 This was all just moments before she requested a new 'portable hydraulic transcription device', hers apparently having run out of ink. What, you expect her to use a metacarpally-operated graphite deposition insturment? My God, man...think of the carbon emissions!
Dante Posted April 28, 2015 Posted April 28, 2015 Like how I got bigger tips delivering pizza when I had business cards made up with the title "Nutrition Transportation Engineer." Same idea yes!
Azalin Posted April 29, 2015 Posted April 29, 2015 What, you expect her to use a metacarpally-operated graphite deposition insturment? My God, man...think of the carbon emissions! True, but she needs something if she wishes to inscribe upon rectangular sheets of bleached arboreal or sylvan-derived cellulose.
DC Tom Posted April 29, 2015 Posted April 29, 2015 True, but she needs something if she wishes to inscribe upon rectangular sheets of bleached arboreal or sylvan-derived cellulose. Then use a sharpened pennaceous avian remex to apply an aqueous emulsification of iron sulfate, like a friggin' normal person...
Azalin Posted April 29, 2015 Posted April 29, 2015 Then use a sharpened pennaceous avian remex to apply an aqueous emulsification of iron sulfate, like a friggin' normal person... Well, don't take one of mine!
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