\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/2015/04/council-member-blasts-bureaucrat-jargon-can-we-just-call-an-ambulance-an-ambulance.html/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 This was all just moments before she requested a new 'portable hydraulic transcription device', hers apparently having run out of ink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 The fancy names probably means the supplier can charge more for it. Hence the bigger kick back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 The fancy names probably means the supplier can charge more for it. Hence the bigger kick back. Like how I got bigger tips delivering pizza when I had business cards made up with the title "Nutrition Transportation Engineer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 This was all just moments before she requested a new 'portable hydraulic transcription device', hers apparently having run out of ink. What, you expect her to use a metacarpally-operated graphite deposition insturment? My God, man...think of the carbon emissions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Like how I got bigger tips delivering pizza when I had business cards made up with the title "Nutrition Transportation Engineer." Same idea yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 What, you expect her to use a metacarpally-operated graphite deposition insturment? My God, man...think of the carbon emissions! True, but she needs something if she wishes to inscribe upon rectangular sheets of bleached arboreal or sylvan-derived cellulose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 True, but she needs something if she wishes to inscribe upon rectangular sheets of bleached arboreal or sylvan-derived cellulose. Then use a sharpened pennaceous avian remex to apply an aqueous emulsification of iron sulfate, like a friggin' normal person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Then use a sharpened pennaceous avian remex to apply an aqueous emulsification of iron sulfate, like a friggin' normal person... Well, don't take one of mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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