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I'll start as man threads as I damn well please! Quit trying to control my life. You know who else tries to tell me what to do and manipulate me, my beautiful co worker girl friend.

 

Atta boy. If you keep starting new threads, eventually we might just decide we love you after all. :thumbsup:

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Two Bills Drive is the closest thing to love I've experienced since my step dad Rick let me drink a beer once when I was 12. Unlike the jerk Larry who took my toaster oven.

Only after you "toasted" your hamster.
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I'll start as [ man threads ] as I damn well please! Quit trying to control my life. You know who else tries to tell me what to do and manipulate me, my beautiful co worker girl friend.

 

 

I see you used the word man threads. Knew you used women stories to hide you love for men.

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Two Bills Drive is the closest thing to love I've experienced since my step dad Rick let me drink a beer once when I was 12. Unlike the jerk Larry who took my toaster oven.

Larry is the one who taught you about your body...he was very "hands on".

Can I get an exemption? My threads are breathtakingly exciting and topical.

If there was a TBD Penalty Box, you would be serving a 10 minute major and three game suspension.
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Can I get an exemption? My threads are breathtakingly exciting and topical.

The only thing topical when it comes to you is the ointment you apply to Boyst's

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Really?

 

Well if he keeps buying his 'girlfriend' at work lunch and fawning over her, eventually she'll declare her love for him, right?

 

So I figure it's the same principle here.

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