Canadian Bills Fan Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 After tricking Seabass at the restaurant... "That was genious Lloyd! Where did you learn that?!" "I saw it in a movie once" "Oh ya!? So what happened? They tricked some doop into paying for their meal and then get away scott free?" "No in the movie they catch up to the guy about half a mile down the road and slit his throat! It was a good one!" CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 "Big gulps, huh? Well, see ya later!" "Petie didn't even have a head!!" "I took care of it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Harry Dunne: Ooh, look at the buns on that one. Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, he must work out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Harry Dunne: [a large bus full of gorgeous women in bikinis pull up beside them and three step out] Bikini Girl: Hi, guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition. Harry Dunne: You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there. Bikini Girl: [baffled] Okay, thanks. [the doors close and the bus drives off. After a second, Lloyd turns to Harry] Lloyd Christmas: Do you realize what you've done? [they run after the bus] Lloyd Christmas: HEY! HEY! Harry Dunne: Lloyd! Lloyd! [the bus stops and opens the doors] Lloyd Christmas: [panting] You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back *that* way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) "Big gulps, huh? Well, see ya later!" "Petie didn't even have a head!!" "I took care of it!" LMAO!!!!! Harry Dunne: Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. CBF Edited April 21, 2015 by Canadian Bills Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 THE END. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 So your telling me there's a chance! As a Bills fan that one always connected with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM57 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Harry Dunne: Extra gloves? You've had a pair of extra gloves THIS WHOLE TIME?!? Lloyd Christmas: Chhhyeah, we're in the Rockies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day! Harry Dunne: No way! Lloyd Christmas: I'll give you three to one odds. Harry Dunne: No. Lloyd Christmas: Five to one. Harry Dunne: No. Lloyd Christmas: Ten to one? Harry Dunne: You're on! Lloyd Christmas: I'm gonna get ya! Harry Dunne: Nuh uh! Lloyd Christmas: I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya. CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Harry Dunne - I thought the Rockies would be a little bit more rockier then this. Lloyd Christmas - Yeah that John Denver is full of sh&t man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 Lloyd Christmas: Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? Mary Swanson: How'd you guess? Lloyd Christmas: I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put 2 and 2 together. CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Harry Dunne - I thought the Rockies would be a little bit more rockier then this. Lloyd Christmas - Yeah that John Denver is full of sh&t man. Went to Colorado this past fall... I HAD TO use that line!!! Harry Dunne - I thought the Rockies would be a little bit more rockier then this. Lloyd Christmas - Yeah that John Denver is full of sh&t man. Went to Colorado this past fall... I HAD TO use that line!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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