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After tricking Seabass at the restaurant...

 

"That was genious Lloyd! Where did you learn that?!"

 

"I saw it in a movie once"

 

"Oh ya!? So what happened? They tricked some doop into paying for their meal and then get away scott free?"

 

 

"No in the movie they catch up to the guy about half a mile down the road and slit his throat! It was a good one!"

 

 

 

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Harry Dunne: [a large bus full of gorgeous women in bikinis pull up beside them and three step out]

Bikini Girl: Hi, guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition.

Harry Dunne: You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.

Bikini Girl: [baffled] Okay, thanks.

[the doors close and the bus drives off. After a second, Lloyd turns to Harry]

Lloyd Christmas: Do you realize what you've done?

[they run after the bus]

Lloyd Christmas: HEY! HEY!

Harry Dunne: Lloyd! Lloyd!

[the bus stops and opens the doors]

Lloyd Christmas: [panting] You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back *that* way.

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"Big gulps, huh? Well, see ya later!"

 

"Petie didn't even have a head!!" "I took care of it!"

 

 

LMAO!!!!!

 

:worthy:

 

 

Harry Dunne: Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

 

 

CBF

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Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!


Harry Dunne: No way!


Lloyd Christmas: I'll give you three to one odds.


Harry Dunne: No.


Lloyd Christmas: Five to one.


Harry Dunne: No.


Lloyd Christmas: Ten to one?


Harry Dunne: You're on!


Lloyd Christmas: I'm gonna get ya!


Harry Dunne: Nuh uh!


Lloyd Christmas: I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya.





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Harry Dunne - I thought the Rockies would be a little bit more rockier then this.

 

Lloyd Christmas - Yeah that John Denver is full of sh&t man.

Went to Colorado this past fall... I HAD TO use that line!!!

Harry Dunne - I thought the Rockies would be a little bit more rockier then this.

 

Lloyd Christmas - Yeah that John Denver is full of sh&t man.

Went to Colorado this past fall... I HAD TO use that line!!!

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