The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 This is actually good news. I got over the old one and I'm actually talking to new girl.
John from Riverside Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 I dated one of these types in High School..... Told her straight out that I didnt want her making me feel bad about wanting to see her naked That didnt go to well....
Chef Jim Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 This is actually good news. I got over the old one and I'm actually talking to new girl. And the fact that you felt the need to start a new thread is was makes it sad.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 And the fact that you felt the need to start a new thread is was makes it sad. I deleted the old one, so I couldn't just update it.
Maury Ballstein Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 Does bible study come before or after the baking cookies stage of your relationship? I think he learned some life lessons already about baking cookies. Big no no, gets you friend zoned every time. Unless she's a stoner or portly.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 I think he learned some life lessons already about baking cookies. Big no no, gets you friend zoned every time. Unless she's a stoner or portly. Truth. I've learned about every path to the friend-zone there is.
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 Truth. I've learned about every path to the friend-zone there is. I'm sure you'll find some new ones.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 I'm sure you'll find some new ones. That's two.
BringBackFergy Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 Give us a description and we'll tell you how to handle this lady. We need education, personality, family life, physical description. Let us be your life coach for this one. Go.
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 That's two. Yeah...but I couldn't pass that one up, and I don't think I made any yesterday. And it was compliment. You're a trail-blazer, man! A regular Buckaroo Banzai. "The Adventures of TRBJ Across the 'Just Friends' Dimension."
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 Give us a description and we'll tell you how to handle this lady. We need education, personality, family life, physical description. Let us be your life coach for this one. Go. She's currently enrolled at the community college. She worked a chick-fil-a, now at her church. Still lives with her parents. She just turned 21, and only tried alcohol once, doesn't like it, but doesn't think other people drinking alcohol in moderation is a sin. Very pretty. Very old fashioned though. Not even sure if she likes me or not.
BringBackFergy Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 She's currently enrolled at the community college. She worked a chick-fil-a, now at her church. Still lives with her parents. She just turned 21, and only tried alcohol once, doesn't like it, but doesn't think other people drinking alcohol in moderation is a sin. Very pretty. Very old fashioned though. Not even sure if she likes me or not. Do you have her email address or ph #?
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 Do you have her email address or ph #? Just her SSN and credit card info. better check her Sunday church times, could conflict with football season... I've already decided that if I want to start any sort of serious relationship, it needs to be during the offseason. So she can get to know me before 53 men I've never met playing a game effects my emotional outlook on a weekly basis. It'll be like the movie Fever Pitch if you've ever seen it.
BringBackFergy Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 Send her the following email or text: "Dear Juanita: I really appreciate you inviting me to church for Bible study. Unfortunately, I will be unable to attend due to a prior commitment. I'd really like to meet up again and grab a coffee or a tit. Perhaps you are available next week. Look forward to hearing from you. Joe
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 Send her the following email or text: "Dear Juanita: I really appreciate you inviting me to church for Bible study. Unfortunately, I will be unable to attend due to a prior commitment. I'd really like to meet up again and grab a coffee or a tit. Perhaps you are available next week. Look forward to hearing from you. Joe Her name isn't Juanita. Should I change that, or leave that in to show that I care, but not like, too much.
BringBackFergy Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 Her name isn't Juanita. Should I change that, or leave that in to show that I care, but not like, too much. Next thing to do is send her an edible arrangement...but not the fresh fruit one. There is a company that sends out adult toys and panties made of chocolate and licorice. Just send it to her as a joke. She'll love it and you are giving her a subtle hint.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) Next thing to do is send her an edible arrangement...but not the fresh fruit one. There is a company that sends out adult toys and panties made of chocolate and licorice. Just send it to her as a joke. She'll love it and you are giving her a subtle hint. Dude, she's a Christian. licorice is a sin. Edited April 21, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe
Joe Miner Posted April 21, 2015 Posted April 21, 2015 You do realize that Bible study groups encourage members to invite new people to Bible study? What's the over/under before you're in the friend zone?
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 You do realize that Bible study groups encourage members to invite new people to Bible study? What's the over/under before you're in the friend zone? I also invited her to mine, so... I'll give a month.
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