Turbosrrgood Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Advice: Just sit back and be entertained as TBDers berate each other our amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) Did I win..? Edit...crap, wrong thread! Edited April 21, 2015 by ricojes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Advice: Just sit back and be entertained as TBDers berate each other our amusement. When taking a dump in resturants, etc, beware of "infrared sensors" that flush while you are siting on the john. If you shift your body to the left or right, the sensor will flush the toilet (and some of the toilets have turbo power) which results in all kinds of toilet water spraying your ass...pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 When taking a dump in resturants, etc, beware of "infrared sensors" that flush while you are siting on the john. If you shift your body to the left or right, the sensor will flush the toilet (and some of the toilets have turbo power) which results in all kinds of toilet water spraying your ass...pisses me off. And be extra careful if you have your 4 year old on one of those toilets. Two years later she's still scared of public toilets unless we assure her it won't flush by itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 1) There's no such thing as losing an internet argument. YES THERE IS 2) You are the one that decided (and yes, it was a choice) to wildly and purposefully miss the point of a very simple quote containing a very useful principle. I UNDERSTAND THE POINT, JUST DONT AGREE WITH IT IN ITS ENTIRETY. 3) Not a single thing that you've listed has any bearing on where you are in life, which is the original point (not that I think you care; at this point it's entirely obvious that your being obtuse for amusement--I get it; it can be fun). NOT ONE? I MENTIONED VERY EARLY THAT OUR CIRCUMSTANCES AND SITUATIONS AFFECT OUR DECISIONS. YOU DISCARDED IT. Last comment in this thread (if you want to continue, feel free to PM): go back, read the quote again, and do a bit of research on the person who said it...it may change your opinion. PM, WHY WOULD I PM ABOUT THIS? SOUNDS LIKE A LOSING INTERNET ARGUMENT IF YOU ASK ME. Oh and by the way excuse the caps. That would indicate anger of some sort. I'm just messing around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) When taking a dump in resturants, etc, beware of "infrared sensors" that flush while you are siting on the john. If you shift your body to the left or right, the sensor will flush the toilet (and some of the toilets have turbo power) which results in all kinds of toilet water spraying your ass...pisses me off. They're not inferred. They're cameras and there's somebody in a central location in Des Moines, IA who flushes for you when he sees you're done. Edited April 21, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just think if I had made the choice not to join TBD. You all would be missing out. I have age te all your lives. I have no idea what the hell that is. You made that choice. If I had not made the choice to join TBD, you guys would all have very sucky lives. I already get praised here and there for my funnies. BUT I NEED MORE, or I'll just leave. Praise or leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Advice: Just sit back and be entertained as TBDers berate each other our amusement. That's what I'm here for. You sad, weeping pustule of a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 My advice is to proofread your posts before hitting "post".more fun to mess with everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 When taking a dump in resturants, etc, beware of "infrared sensors" that flush while you are siting on the john. If you shift your body to the left or right, the sensor will flush the toilet (and some of the toilets have turbo power) which results in all kinds of toilet water spraying your ass...pisses me off. So nobody ever told you - - - "Don't s**t where you eat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 When taking a dump in resturants, etc, beware of "infrared sensors" that flush while you are siting on the john. If you shift your body to the left or right, the sensor will flush the toilet (and some of the toilets have turbo power) which results in all kinds of toilet water spraying your ass...pisses me off. Or don't confuse the toilet with the bidet. That works too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 23, 2015 Author Share Posted April 23, 2015 WWJD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 WWJD? Why do you care what Jauronimo would do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 23, 2015 Author Share Posted April 23, 2015 Why do you care what Jauronimo would do? So I know what not to do, and what to tell the police to put in the report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 So nobody ever told you - - - "Don't s**t where you eat?" Been there, tried to teach him that... Some are just slow learners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Never get less than twelve hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city. Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. You stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Never get less than twelve hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city. Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. You stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. Never listen to a guy that says "life is cream cheese" when you are facing 22-30 years in Attica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Never listen to a guy that says "life is cream cheese" when you are facing 22-30 years in Attica. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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