BuffaloBill Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 It's best not to eat yellow snow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 If you follow advice given to you by strangers on the internet, you get what you deserve. Now that's great advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Don't leave your valuable stuff in your truck at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Man Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Bad decisions lead to good stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 (edited) Where were you that someone "put a slug in you"? How did it happen? What could you have done to avoid it? Moreover, now that someone has "put a slug in you", are you going to choose to wallow in misery, or are you going to get up and make the best of your situation? Or ignore all of those questions, and focus on the 0.0000000000000000000000001% of the time when external factors are responsible for a person's situation. Your choice. Essentially Ayn Rand nonsense. I think it's 100% the opposite. Life is mostly random. Work hard and get nowhere. Be a bum and live high off the hog. It's more what happens to you that what you do. People who think they are in control of their lives are kidding themselves. Edited April 15, 2015 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Each person on the planet is where they are, right now, because of all of the choices they've made up until this point, and unless (or until) one decides to take full responsibility for where they're at, one can never move forward onto greater things. - Jim Stovall Even a 5 month old ugly baby? Choice to be a sperm? Dont get this one. Im with robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Advice for TRBJ? I think Alan Arkin uh, nailed it: (NSFW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 15, 2015 Author Share Posted April 15, 2015 Even a 5 month old ugly baby? Choice to be a sperm? Dont get this one. Im with robot. Shouldn't have been the fastest swimmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Shouldn't have been the fastest swimmer. Oh yeah I forgot that part. The sperm made a decision to be the fastest swimmer. He thought. "Hmmmm, be dead in 5 minutes or become a baby." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 15, 2015 Author Share Posted April 15, 2015 Oh yeah I forgot that part. The sperm made a decision to be the fastest swimmer. He thought. "Hmmmm, be dead in 5 minutes or become a baby." Think about the stupidest person you know. Out of the 250 million sperm cells in one load, they were the smartest and fastest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Happiness depends on your attitude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChan Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Essentially Ayn Rand nonsense. I think it's 100% the opposite. Life is mostly random. Work hard and get no where. Be a bum and live high off the hog. It's more what happens to you that what you do. People who think they are in control of their lives are kidding themselves. People know they aren't in total control, but they also knows things aren't going to go poorly for lack of trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Essentially Ayn Rand nonsense. I think it's 100% the opposite. Life is mostly random. Work hard and get no where. Be a bum and live high off the hog. It's more what happens to you that what you do. People who think they are in control of their lives are kidding themselves. You're an idiot. People who view themselves as passive entities totally at the mercy of the whims of fortune and fate are losers and deserve whatever they get. Taking ownership of your situation and dictating your own destiny doesn't have a political affiliation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Let go of moms apron strings. Grow up an ask you boy friend for sex if your not getting any from women. Do not have your mom call your boss to say Joey is sick today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Essentially Ayn Rand nonsense. I think it's 100% the opposite. Life is mostly random. Work hard and get no where. Be a bum and live high off the hog. It's more what happens to you that what you do. People who think they are in control of their lives are kidding themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 The only advice you'll ever need: The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.I was going to say this...love that part of the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 I think it's 100% the opposite. Life is mostly random. Work hard and get no where. Be a bum and live high off the hog. It's more what happens to you that what you do. People who think they are in control of their lives are kidding themselves. That has to be one of the saddest and most cynical things I've ever read on this board. Do you share this advice often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Day 10 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 The only advice you'll ever need: The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it. Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Essentially Ayn Rand nonsense. I think it's 100% the opposite. Life is mostly random. Work hard and get no where. Be a bum and live high off the hog. It's more what happens to you that what you do. People who think they are in control of their lives are kidding themselves. Yup. Lots of hard working people getting nowhere and bums eating lobster and caviar. I bet you're a member of AA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 You're an idiot. People who view themselves as passive entities totally at the mercy of the whims of fortune and fate are victims, therefore heroes. losers and deserve whatever they get. Taking ownership of your situation and dictating your own destiny doesn't have a political affiliation. It's the American way, B word. People who think they are in control of their lives are kidding themselves. And yet, most of us still wave our hands to the left when we watch replays of Wide Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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