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[PastaJoe]

but instead it just gave him hairy palms, so now everyone thinks he

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but instead it just gave him hairy palms, so now everyone thinks he

had a wild night involving Sasquatch, a can of stickum, and...

[CowgirlsFan]

way too much of CGF's vanilla vodka

[CountryCletus]

But instead it's just excessive,...

[CowgirlsFan]

testosterone that can be improved witb eating more healthy

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testosterone that can be improved witb eating more healthy

GRITS (Girls Raised In The South)

[Gugny]

corner of DC Tom's

[BringBackFergy]

Guatemalan compound where he has 10 foot walls surrounding his hut, a centralized cocaine manufacturing facility where he oversees the production of little white gummy bears that he exports to

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Guatemalan compound where he has 10 foot walls surrounding his hut, a centralized cocaine manufacturing facility where he oversees the production of little white gummy bears that he exports to

Antartica for Tom's cherished dancing penguins

[Beerball]

Antartica for Tom's cherished dancing penguins

who are addicted to watching reruns of

[The Real Buffalo Joe]

The Animal Planet documentary about Moas, narrated by...

[CountryCletus]

James earl jones

[CowgirlsFan]

with that amazing voice

[Gugny]

recognition technology that allows him to say, "show me the biggest 'mo on TBD," with 100% of the results being the face of none other than

[CountryCletus]

Simon with the his favorite figurines of...

[CowgirlsFan]

former Bills players

[mead107]

who went to jail

[CountryCletus]

For jaywalking. So then there were those moas...

[CowgirlsFan]

and lots of them

Edited April 16, 2015 by CowgirlsFan

[The Real Buffalo Joe]

But Jauronimo had them on a leash luckily. He walked in and said...