/dev/null Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 Lets write us a story, one sentence at a time: Greggy, Tom, and jboyst were sitting around watching Ancient Aliens one dark and stormy night...
Juror#8 Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) Lets write us a story, one sentence at a time: Greggy, Tom, and jboyst were sitting around watching Ancient Aliens one dark and stormy night... ... they heard a frantic knock on the door at around midnight. When they opened it, a fair skinned woman of about 22, holding only brass knuckles and a flashlight said, in a peculiarly calm Australian accent, "you all need to come with me" ... Edited April 10, 2015 by Juror#8
Beerball Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 The end of the quay was in sight but the fog obscured their vision.
CowgirlsFan Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 from driving in snow drifts on the road along Ralph Wilson Stadium
Beerball Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 THE END of it's intake manifold had teeth marks made by Gugny when he
Deranged Rhino Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 The armed stranger pulled her 78 Vega over in a loading zone at the Buffalo Airport and turned off the ignition. "He's waiting for you inside," she said without offering anything more. Inside the airport, a TSA agent led our three men past the security line and towards a door marked restricted. Inside the otherwise empty room, a man stood waiting. Tom blinked, processing what he was seeing. "It can't be..." The man in the bad sweater and dated khakis offered a handshake. "Hi, I'm George Seifert. I've been waiting a long time for you three."
/dev/null Posted April 10, 2015 Author Posted April 10, 2015 Now down on your knees and close your eyes And think back to elementary school about the difference between a sentence and a paragraph while greggy is made an example of
Beerball Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 And think back to elementary school about the difference between a sentence and a paragraph while greggy is made an example of but, not too harsh an example acause greggy writes with such flourish that hasn't been seen since Aunt Myrtle wrote her own obit before (obviously) she was hacked to death in that ugly chipper accident. Of course, Chipper got off scot free because
Jobu Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) Aunt Myrtle was actually a dude who enjoyed Queen too. Tom kept screaming "THE END! THE END!" while George Seifert snickered and proceeded to the Edited April 10, 2015 by Show Me The Baby
CountDorkula Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 elevator Where he heard the ever so subtle sound of...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 summit of a large pile of prosthetic limbs. He then pushed the down arrow on the elevator, and when the doors finally opened...
PastaJoe Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 he was in the 7th level of hell, where all the sports blunders in Buffalo history are replayed, including the time when...
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