erynthered Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0207051parrot1.html Coates was shooting pool with the late parrot's owner and other partygoers at about 1 AM when he grabbed the bird--a female Quaker parrot named Isabel--from one reveler's shoulder, put the bird's head in his mouth, and decapitated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 A customer enters a pet shop. Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) C: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! O: We're closin' for lunch. C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it! O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 He's pine-in for the fiords..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 He's pine-in for the fiords..... 232490[/snapback] Now he's stunned.... STUNNED????? Yeah! You stunned him just as he was waking up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Wonder if Parrot tastes like Chicken.... I take personal offense to this--I was a mascot in college--my character was a parrot ...its a long story--and I won't bore you with it--but I feel a personal sense of loss here at one of my brethern being decapitated in such a manner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 "lovely plumige" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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