erynthered Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0207051parrot1.html Coates was shooting pool with the late parrot's owner and other partygoers at about 1 AM when he grabbed the bird--a female Quaker parrot named Isabel--from one reveler's shoulder, put the bird's head in his mouth, and decapitated it.
Beerball Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 A customer enters a pet shop. Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) C: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! O: We're closin' for lunch. C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it! O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
TheMadCap Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 He's pine-in for the fiords..... 232490[/snapback] Now he's stunned.... STUNNED????? Yeah! You stunned him just as he was waking up!
JoeF Posted February 8, 2005 Posted February 8, 2005 Wonder if Parrot tastes like Chicken.... I take personal offense to this--I was a mascot in college--my character was a parrot ...its a long story--and I won't bore you with it--but I feel a personal sense of loss here at one of my brethern being decapitated in such a manner...
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