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I've aleady received three emails from people downtown blaming the power outage on me.

 

I pointed out to all of them that, if I'd brought down the grid, they wouldn't be sending me emails, because I wouldn't have half-assed it.

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  On 4/7/2015 at 6:42 PM, CowgirlsFan said:

If only Chef Jim would give advice this

could've been avoided.

Oh hell no. My porn shorts out the whole west coast.

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  On 4/7/2015 at 8:46 PM, /dev/null said:

DC hasn't been this scandalized since Tom got that James T Kirk man shaped pillow

:lol:

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  On 4/7/2015 at 8:46 PM, /dev/null said:

DC hasn't been this scandalized since Tom got that James T Kirk man shaped pillow

 

TJ Hooker pillow, actually. Because...well, it came with cuffs.

 

No less disturbing than you polishing a bowling ball and calling it "Jean-Luc."

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