Nanker Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 You should definitely contact Chef Jim for advice. Yes. Definitely.
/dev/null Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 Follow these instructions: 1. Unplug your computer immediately. 2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket. 3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged. 4. Remove from water. 5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on. Will fix you right up. You're not very good at tech support are you? You're supposed to turn the circuit breaker off first, then put the computer in a bucket of water, then turn the circuit breaker back on, then power the computer back on
Jobu Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 I am excellent at tech support. I am not very safety minded. Your approach seems entirely too safe. You must be a an Apple guy. Am I right?
BuffaloBill Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 I am excellent at tech support. I am not very safety minded. Your approach seems entirely too safe. You must be a an Apple guy. Am I right? Easy now... Apples are counter cultural ... No?
/dev/null Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 I am excellent at tech support. I am not very safety minded. Your approach seems entirely too safe. You must be a an Apple guy. Am I right?
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 No you are so screwed. This one is very different from mine. There is no mention of $8m and no rich Nigerian offering to help you. BTW there's been a delay on the wire transfer for some reason. BTW in another topic any advice on how to approach a spouse that is spending too much money? As soon as I deposit money in the bank it's gone.
Jobu Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 No you are so screwed. This one is very different from mine. There is no mention of $8m and no rich Nigerian offering to help you. BTW there's been a delay on the wire transfer for some reason. BTW in another topic any advice on how to approach a spouse that is spending too much money? As soon as I deposit money in the bank it's gone. Get another account. Deposit paycheck in said account. Then transfer funds as needed to joint account. Alternatively, you can follow the steps in post #17. They are applicable here as well.
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 Get another account. Deposit paycheck in said account. Then transfer funds as needed to joint account. Ok I did that. However when I transferred funds to pay the mortgage today the mortgage check bounced. Oh she's in trouble.
Jobu Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 you can follow the steps in post #17. They are applicable here as well.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 Follow these instructions: 1. Unplug your computer immediately. 2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket. 3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged. 4. Remove from water. 5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on. Will fix you right up. I tried this, and now theres a funny smell coming from the computer and the outlet, and it won't turn on.
Jobu Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 I tried this, and now theres a funny smell coming from the computer and the outlet, and it won't turn on. Stick your tongue on the outlet to make sure you have power.
Fan in Chicago Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 BTW in another topic any advice on how to approach a spouse that is spending too much money? As soon as I deposit money in the bank it's gone. Whose spouse is it ? male/female ?
Chef Jim Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 Whose spouse is it ? male/female ? Seeing we're talking about spending money I think that's pretty obvious.
KD in CA Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 Follow these instructions: 1. Unplug your computer immediately. 2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket. 3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged. 4. Remove from water. 5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on. Will fix you right up. I recall reading a story where idiots followed advice they found online about 'fixing' an iphone by putting it in the microwave.
plenzmd1 Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 (edited) a new one on me. I am 52 and been in software sales for 25 years, so apparently an excellent candidate for Admin Assistant position. I deleted all the links and put in the ....... This is in regards to a job opening in our company. Your resume has been reviewed for a Customer care, Data Entry, Admin Assistant Position that you are yet to occupy. Your details has been forwarded to the Human Resources Dept and the Head of Operations Mr.Patrick Moore JR whom will be available to brief you about the opening position, pay-scale and benefits. This is an immediate hire position, the interview will commence From 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM your time Today. To participate, You are required to setup/create a yahoo mail....... or Gmai..... account and you are to have a yahoo instant messenger ..........) or a Hangout application installed into your computer or phone so we may proceed. After this process is done,you are to add............... to your yahoo messenger application or invite........................ to your Google talk/Hangout application. He will be online to waiting for you. JOB DESCRIPTION: • Establish working relationships with company's staff, business partners and • Organize orders received either through customers to ensure all requirements are met for order entry (set by Management). Enter information into Business Finance System. • Responsible for Order Entry and Control of information related to job files and internal systems up to invoicing. I wish you the best of Luck with the Interview. Regards, Human Resources Dept. Gintech Energy Corporation ............ Edited December 4, 2015 by plenzmd1
MarkAF43 Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 a new one on me. I am 52 and been in software sales for 25 years, so apparently an excellent candidate for Admin Assistant position. I deleted all the links and put in the ....... This is in regards to a job opening in our company. Your resume has been reviewed for a Customer care, Data Entry, Admin Assistant Position that you are yet to occupy. Your details has been forwarded to the Human Resources Dept and the Head of Operations Mr.Patrick Moore JR whom will be available to brief you about the opening position, pay-scale and benefits. This is an immediate hire position, the interview will commence From 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM your time Today. To participate, You are required to setup/create a yahoo mail....... or Gmai..... account and you are to have a yahoo instant messenger ..........) or a Hangout application installed into your computer or phone so we may proceed. After this process is done,you are to add............... to your yahoo messenger application or invite........................ to your Google talk/Hangout application. He will be online to waiting for you. JOB DESCRIPTION: • Establish working relationships with company's staff, business partners and • Organize orders received either through customers to ensure all requirements are met for order entry (set by Management). Enter information into Business Finance System. • Responsible for Order Entry and Control of information related to job files and internal systems up to invoicing. I wish you the best of Luck with the Interview. Regards, Human Resources Dept. Gintech Energy Corporation ............ Best of luck in your new role!
Nanker Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 Sounds like an awesome opportunity! Go for it.
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plenzmd1 Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 Sounds like an awesome opportunity! Go for it. Just applied! Hope I am qualified!
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