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Follow these instructions:

 

1. Unplug your computer immediately.

2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket.

3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged.

4. Remove from water.

5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on.

 

Will fix you right up.

You're not very good at tech support are you?

 

You're supposed to turn the circuit breaker off first, then put the computer in a bucket of water, then turn the circuit breaker back on, then power the computer back on

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I am excellent at tech support. I am not very safety minded. Your approach seems entirely too safe. You must be a an Apple guy. Am I right?

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I am excellent at tech support. I am not very safety minded. Your approach seems entirely too safe. You must be a an Apple guy. Am I right?

Easy now... Apples are counter cultural ... No?

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No you are so screwed. This one is very different from mine. There is no mention of $8m and no rich Nigerian offering to help you. BTW there's been a delay on the wire transfer for some reason. :(

 

BTW in another topic any advice on how to approach a spouse that is spending too much money? As soon as I deposit money in the bank it's gone.

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No you are so screwed. This one is very different from mine. There is no mention of $8m and no rich Nigerian offering to help you. BTW there's been a delay on the wire transfer for some reason. :(

 

BTW in another topic any advice on how to approach a spouse that is spending too much money? As soon as I deposit money in the bank it's gone.

 

Get another account. Deposit paycheck in said account. Then transfer funds as needed to joint account.

 

Alternatively, you can follow the steps in post #17. They are applicable here as well.

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Get another account. Deposit paycheck in said account. Then transfer funds as needed to joint account.

 

 

Ok I did that. However when I transferred funds to pay the mortgage today the mortgage check bounced. Oh she's in trouble.

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Follow these instructions:

 

1. Unplug your computer immediately.

2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket.

3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged.

4. Remove from water.

5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on.

 

Will fix you right up.

I tried this, and now theres a funny smell coming from the computer and the outlet, and it won't turn on.

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I tried this, and now theres a funny smell coming from the computer and the outlet, and it won't turn on.

 

Stick your tongue on the outlet to make sure you have power.

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Follow these instructions:

 

1. Unplug your computer immediately.

2. Place it in the sink or a large bucket.

3. Run cold water on it until it is submerged.

4. Remove from water.

5. Towel dry the exterior and then immediately plug it back in and power it on.

 

Will fix you right up.

 

I recall reading a story where idiots followed advice they found online about 'fixing' an iphone by putting it in the microwave. :lol:

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a new one on me. I am 52 and been in software sales for 25 years, so apparently an excellent candidate for Admin Assistant position. I deleted all the links and put in the .......




This is in regards to a job opening in our company. Your resume has been reviewed for a Customer care, Data Entry, Admin Assistant Position that you are yet to occupy.

Your details has been forwarded to the Human Resources Dept and the Head of Operations Mr.Patrick Moore JR whom will be available to brief you about the opening position, pay-scale and benefits.


This is an immediate hire position, the interview will commence From 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM your time Today.


To participate, You are required to setup/create a yahoo mail....... or Gmai..... account and you are to have a yahoo instant messenger ..........) or a Hangout application installed into your computer or phone so we may proceed.


After this process is done,you are to add............... to your yahoo messenger application or invite........................ to your Google talk/Hangout application. He will be online to waiting for you.


JOB DESCRIPTION:

• Establish working relationships with company's staff, business partners and

• Organize orders received either through customers to ensure all requirements are met for order entry (set by Management). Enter information into Business Finance System.

• Responsible for Order Entry and Control of information related to job files and internal systems up to invoicing.


I wish you the best of Luck with the Interview.


Regards,

Human Resources Dept.

Gintech Energy Corporation


............

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a new one on me. I am 52 and been in software sales for 25 years, so apparently an excellent candidate for Admin Assistant position. I deleted all the links and put in the .......
This is in regards to a job opening in our company. Your resume has been reviewed for a Customer care, Data Entry, Admin Assistant Position that you are yet to occupy.
Your details has been forwarded to the Human Resources Dept and the Head of Operations Mr.Patrick Moore JR whom will be available to brief you about the opening position, pay-scale and benefits.
This is an immediate hire position, the interview will commence From 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM your time Today.
To participate, You are required to setup/create a yahoo mail....... or Gmai..... account and you are to have a yahoo instant messenger ..........) or a Hangout application installed into your computer or phone so we may proceed.
After this process is done,you are to add............... to your yahoo messenger application or invite........................ to your Google talk/Hangout application. He will be online to waiting for you.
JOB DESCRIPTION:
• Establish working relationships with company's staff, business partners and
• Organize orders received either through customers to ensure all requirements are met for order entry (set by Management). Enter information into Business Finance System.
• Responsible for Order Entry and Control of information related to job files and internal systems up to invoicing.
I wish you the best of Luck with the Interview.
Regards,
Human Resources Dept.
Gintech Energy Corporation
............

 

 

 

Best of luck in your new role!

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You can do this by downloading the attached worm file and updating the necessary fields.

 

Note: If this process is not completed within 24-48 hours we will be forced to hack

suspend your account online access as it may have been used for fraudulent

purposes.

 

Completion of this update will avoid any possible problems with your account.

 

Thank you for being a valued customer.

 

© American Express Customer Service 2015.

Never do this chit online w/o calling them first

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