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Despite the pitched battle that preceded the ceremony, the winner and runner up of the 2015 giant ears contest were quite cordial at the podium.

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Despite the pitched battle that preceded the ceremony, the winner and runner up of the 2015 giant ears contest were quite cordial at the podium.

 

Gatorman, THIS is funny. You, not so much.

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President Obama is joined by the last Democratic Senator willing to publically support the Affordable Care Act.

No, that would be this one:

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Bunny: "What's this microphone for?"

Obama: "2 reasons. First, in case the media suddenly informs me of something happening in my administration. See, I never know about it until they tell me. Second, in case there's an incident that can in any way be called race-related, I can step up, make a snap judgement, and comment on it immediately, before the media informs me of anything, and even before they know anything about it. This way I'm unpredictable, and that's good, because it keeps the rest of the world off-balance."

Bunny: "Ah, so you've got it covered either way, huh?
Obama: "This is why they call me a thoughtful guy. Nobody ever has any idea WTF I am doing, not even me."

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Bunny: "What's this microphone for?"

Obama: "2 reasons. First, in case the media suddenly informs me of something happening in my administration. See, I never know about it until they tell me. Second, in case there's an incident that can in any way be called race-related, I can step up, make a snap judgement, and comment on it immediately, before the media informs me of anything, and even before they know anything about it. This way I'm unpredictable, and that's good, because it keeps the rest of the world off-balance."

Bunny: "Ah, so you've got it covered either way, huh?

Obama: "This is why they call me a thoughtful guy. Nobody ever has any idea WTF I am doing, not even me."

It said caption this picture, not manifesto this picture.

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Hey everyone...I can't figure out how to ensure you each get your own supply of love and dignity, so I brought you a bunny instead.

Now you've gone and done it. You don't pull on Superman's cape, spit into the wind or pull off gator's mask. He can do this all on his own.

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