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Well, as we all know, the IPL tournament started today, and what action we've seen already. Chennai Super Kings and Kolkata Knight Riders played to the final half wick yesterday. I can't wait for the Royal Challengers Banglore and Rajasthan Royals tonight. Fergy, who you got?

The Pakistanis have a kid named "Namdunk Holifyre" and if Cricket had a "Wayne Gretzky" this kid is it. Watch him if you have a chance (I'd invite any of you who have never watched him play to tune in as well). Holifyre has this unique way that he swats a knocker and the ball actually spins so fast i loops into the air and curves as it comes down. I've seen the New Zealanders try and grab it and they look like a cat in a bathtub...really funny. The "Crisco Team" out of Pakistan should do real well.

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Sunil Narine's troubles refuse to end as after once again being reported for a suspect bowling action, the BCCI Suspect Bowling Action committee on Wednesday banned the Kolkata Knight Riders' spinner from bowling offspin; however, he may continue to bowl the knuckle bowl and the straight delivery.

 

What a maroon! Of course Fergy's gonna come to his pathetic defense.

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It can't start soon enough. I saw a promo for it on ESPN14

Hopefully they carry that in Pakistan, because that's as close as their gonna get. They barely even made it into the quarter-finals. What with having three bowls dug in one match against Jauronimo's Brits. Maybe if you had a decent batsman or two, then we'll talk, till then you're stuck with Yavishma Gilhamad in the fencehole! Ha! What a joke that Pakistani team is. I'll leave you with this:

 

Olly Olly Olly, New Zealand's coming 'round.

Molly, Molly Molly, we're gonna ruin your town.

Olly Olly Olly, New Zealand will revamp,

Molly Molly Molly, We're gonna be the champs.

Olly vay! Olly vay! OY OY OY!!

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The Pakistan national team has a top heavy batting order but don't count out Nikel Banish (the World Cricket league MVP in 1996, 1998 and 2011)...he may look old on the field but I have never seen a mid-batswing as smooth and fluid as Nikel's. You New Zealand fans will overlook his tendency to shift low on the clobberknocker in the 6th route and, because of that, I can pretty much guarantee Pakistan will not only dominate the Irish, the Czeks and the French, but they will handily beat the Zoolanders (your team), the Woosies (Aussies) and Jauronimo's Brats.

 

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The Pakistan national team has a top heavy batting order but don't count out Nikel Banish (the World Cricket league MVP in 1996, 1998 and 2011)...he may look old on the field but I have never seen a mid-batswing as smooth and fluid as Nikel's. You New Zealand fans will overlook his tendency to shift low on the clobberknocker in the 6th route and, because of that, I can pretty much guarantee Pakistan will not only dominate the Irish, the Czeks and the French, but they will handily beat the Zoolanders (your team), the Woosies (Aussies) and Jauronimo's Brats.

 

Banish is the most overrated batsman in the history of the game. It's all because he plays in that big market. If he played for the Irish, you wouldn't hear a thing about his measly 72 in pokes, and 45 outpokes a season. Slightly above average at best. The Admirial my ass.

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Banish is the most overrated batsman in the history of the game. It's all because he plays in that big market. If he played for the Irish, you wouldn't hear a thing about his measly 72 in pokes, and 45 outpokes a season. Slightly above average at best. The Admirial my ass.

No response I see. Cottaging? Or you just know Banish is overrated crap compared to Jim "Nicky" Nickerson from my own New Zealand. Although slightly less inpokes (65) he had an outstanding 54 outpokes. That's crazy even by today's standards, what's with the 7 outpokes per wick rule.

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No response I see. Cottaging? Or you just know Banish is overrated crap compared to Jim "Nicky" Nickerson from my own New Zealand. Although slightly less inpokes (65) he had an outstanding 54 outpokes. That's crazy even by today's standards, what's with the 7 outpokes per wick rule.

You're the one who brought up poking. I know you have a ladyfriend and all, but keep the cottaging and poking to yourself. Real fans refer to outpokes as "dickers" and inpokes as "slagoffs" so if you get your terminology straight, maybe I'll respond. As for the Zoolanders, you haven't won a title since 2008 so I'm not the least bit nervous. Pakistanis and Brits look to have this wrapped up.

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You're the one who brought up poking. I know you have a ladyfriend and all, but keep the cottaging and poking to yourself. Real fans refer to outpokes as "dickers" and inpokes as "slagoffs" so if you get your terminology straight, maybe I'll respond. As for the Zoolanders, you haven't won a title since 2008 so I'm not the least bit nervous. Pakistanis and Brits look to have this wrapped up.

You Pakistani's and your double entendre's. Sorry if we have more class and still consider it a gentelman's game. Need I bring up the Pakistani Knickerbacker scandal of '92?

 

And we won the triple-single-seven title just last year. Just because the Paki team didn't qualify due to a certain Aliva Germabahd and his mysterious 4th jucker in the 5th wick. #Cheats

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You believe this rubbish Fergy? Now you know I your Paki's, bunch of overrated manuses. But I respect the hell out of them, because they play the game proper. But now this Irish bloke comes in, talking **** like he accomplished something? C'mon now. They better have the luck of the Irish on their side against Nambita, they're gonna need it!

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