BringBackFergy Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 Well, as we all know, the IPL tournament started today, and what action we've seen already. Chennai Super Kings and Kolkata Knight Riders played to the final half wick yesterday. I can't wait for the Royal Challengers Banglore and Rajasthan Royals tonight. Fergy, who you got? The Pakistanis have a kid named "Namdunk Holifyre" and if Cricket had a "Wayne Gretzky" this kid is it. Watch him if you have a chance (I'd invite any of you who have never watched him play to tune in as well). Holifyre has this unique way that he swats a knocker and the ball actually spins so fast i loops into the air and curves as it comes down. I've seen the New Zealanders try and grab it and they look like a cat in a bathtub...really funny. The "Crisco Team" out of Pakistan should do real well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I'll say one thing for cricket, it sure ain't pickleball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) Sunil Narine's troubles refuse to end as after once again being reported for a suspect bowling action, the BCCI Suspect Bowling Action committee on Wednesday banned the Kolkata Knight Riders' spinner from bowling offspin; however, he may continue to bowl the knuckle bowl and the straight delivery. Â What a maroon! Of course Fergy's gonna come to his pathetic defense. Edited May 1, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.mnn.com/your-home/organic-farming-gardening/blogs/california-welcomes-its-first-edible-cricket-farm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Guy on the far right still runs faster than the Pakistani bowler Yemesh Yemash. Although Fergy still won't admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 "Share" if you agree that Menudo could beat the New Zealand national team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 When does the other semi-final start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 When does the other semi-final start? It can't start soon enough. I saw a promo for it on ESPN14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) It can't start soon enough. I saw a promo for it on ESPN14 Hopefully they carry that in Pakistan, because that's as close as their gonna get. They barely even made it into the quarter-finals. What with having three bowls dug in one match against Jauronimo's Brits. Maybe if you had a decent batsman or two, then we'll talk, till then you're stuck with Yavishma Gilhamad in the fencehole! Ha! What a joke that Pakistani team is. I'll leave you with this: Â Olly Olly Olly, New Zealand's coming 'round. Molly, Molly Molly, we're gonna ruin your town. Olly Olly Olly, New Zealand will revamp, Molly Molly Molly, We're gonna be the champs. Olly vay! Olly vay! OY OY OY!! Edited June 30, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 The Pakistan national team has a top heavy batting order but don't count out Nikel Banish (the World Cricket league MVP in 1996, 1998 and 2011)...he may look old on the field but I have never seen a mid-batswing as smooth and fluid as Nikel's. You New Zealand fans will overlook his tendency to shift low on the clobberknocker in the 6th route and, because of that, I can pretty much guarantee Pakistan will not only dominate the Irish, the Czeks and the French, but they will handily beat the Zoolanders (your team), the Woosies (Aussies) and Jauronimo's Brats. Â Hummus, Hummus Tea Our men are set for V Rocks, sand and dope We'll hang you with a rope Daggers Daggers Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 A couple days ago I said to myself "Beerball you know, you haven't seen much of Fergy or TRBJwhipped lately. I almost miss those guys." Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â I regret ever having that thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 A couple days ago I said to myself "Beerball you know, you haven't seen much of Fergy or TRBJwhipped lately. I almost miss those guys." Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â I regret ever having that thought. You call yourself Beerball offline? Weird. I call myself Jauronimo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 The Pakistan national team has a top heavy batting order but don't count out Nikel Banish (the World Cricket league MVP in 1996, 1998 and 2011)...he may look old on the field but I have never seen a mid-batswing as smooth and fluid as Nikel's. You New Zealand fans will overlook his tendency to shift low on the clobberknocker in the 6th route and, because of that, I can pretty much guarantee Pakistan will not only dominate the Irish, the Czeks and the French, but they will handily beat the Zoolanders (your team), the Woosies (Aussies) and Jauronimo's Brats. Â Banish is the most overrated batsman in the history of the game. It's all because he plays in that big market. If he played for the Irish, you wouldn't hear a thing about his measly 72 in pokes, and 45 outpokes a season. Slightly above average at best. The Admirial my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Banish is the most overrated batsman in the history of the game. It's all because he plays in that big market. If he played for the Irish, you wouldn't hear a thing about his measly 72 in pokes, and 45 outpokes a season. Slightly above average at best. The Admirial my ass. No response I see. Cottaging? Or you just know Banish is overrated crap compared to Jim "Nicky" Nickerson from my own New Zealand. Although slightly less inpokes (65) he had an outstanding 54 outpokes. That's crazy even by today's standards, what's with the 7 outpokes per wick rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 No response I see. Cottaging? Or you just know Banish is overrated crap compared to Jim "Nicky" Nickerson from my own New Zealand. Although slightly less inpokes (65) he had an outstanding 54 outpokes. That's crazy even by today's standards, what's with the 7 outpokes per wick rule. You're the one who brought up poking. I know you have a ladyfriend and all, but keep the cottaging and poking to yourself. Real fans refer to outpokes as "dickers" and inpokes as "slagoffs" so if you get your terminology straight, maybe I'll respond. As for the Zoolanders, you haven't won a title since 2008 so I'm not the least bit nervous. Pakistanis and Brits look to have this wrapped up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 You're the one who brought up poking. I know you have a ladyfriend and all, but keep the cottaging and poking to yourself. Real fans refer to outpokes as "dickers" and inpokes as "slagoffs" so if you get your terminology straight, maybe I'll respond. As for the Zoolanders, you haven't won a title since 2008 so I'm not the least bit nervous. Pakistanis and Brits look to have this wrapped up. You Pakistani's and your double entendre's. Sorry if we have more class and still consider it a gentelman's game. Need I bring up the Pakistani Knickerbacker scandal of '92? Â And we won the triple-single-seven title just last year. Just because the Paki team didn't qualify due to a certain Aliva Germabahd and his mysterious 4th jucker in the 5th wick. #Cheats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 We won BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 We won BTW.Bloody hell you did. Which match are you referring to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 You believe this rubbish Fergy? Now you know I your Paki's, bunch of overrated manuses. But I respect the hell out of them, because they play the game proper. But now this Irish bloke comes in, talking **** like he accomplished something? C'mon now. They better have the luck of the Irish on their side against Nambita, they're gonna need it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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