Wacka Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 How did Gatorman get to Riga? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them? Edited March 26, 2015 by Gugny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them?I was in a hotel recently that a Book of Mormon but no bible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them? Why don't you ask the Gideons? http://www.gideons.org/ I was in a hotel recently that a Book of Mormon but no bible Don't worry, it reads just like the King James... Almost word for word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them?Can always BYoBible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Why does every hotel have a Bible, but no airplanes have them? Because hotels are often places of sinful fornication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Because hotels are often places of sinful fornication. I would think a lot of suicides too? Wonder if they keep stats on that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I would think a lot of suicides too? Wonder if they keep stats on that?I hope you know I was kidding. Nothing wrong with a little fornication sinful or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I hope you know I was kidding. Nothing wrong with a little fornication sinful or otherwise. Yeah... But there is probably some very seriousness with the ones that place them (Gideons International)... Travellers are an open market! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yeah... But there is probably some very seriousness with the ones that place them (Gideons International)... Travellers are an open market!Just read a S King story about a haunted hotel room. Maybe their common. Little scripture reading before bedtime to keep the spooks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I think it's just very good sales/marketing by Gideon. I think it's just very good sales/marketing by Gideon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I think it's just very good sales/marketing by Gideon. I think it's just very good sales/marketing by Gideon. Ha! Gotta hand it to 'em... They even made it into a Jethro Tull song! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 And the Beatles Ha! Gotta hand it to 'em... They even made it into a Jethro Tull song! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomper Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 IDK guys. All this is good insight but there is a certain charm to drinking an icy cold Heineken at 34,000 feet. One time I flew from JFK to SFO. The girl sitting in my row was hammered when she got on the plane. She made several passes at me but I declined. She was cute but she was getting more trashy by the second. She found a taker in some guy a few rows behind me. Then, they went into the bathroom together. They were not mellow about it. In short, she was VERY loud. Talk about an interesting social situation. Very obvious what they were doing. The upside was that the hottie sitting next to me was so turned on by this public display of affection, that I wound up staying at her place in SF when we landed. My friends up in Humboldt just laughed when I showed up a day and a half late. Cheers to alcohol and all the chaos it can bring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 IDK guys. All this is good insight but there is a certain charm to drinking an icy cold Heineken at 34,000 feet. One time I flew from JFK to SFO. The girl sitting in my row was hammered when she got on the plane. She made several passes at me but I declined. She was cute but she was getting more trashy by the second. She found a taker in some guy a few rows behind me. Then, they went into the bathroom together. They were not mellow about it. In short, she was VERY loud. Talk about an interesting social situation. Very obvious what they were doing. The upside was that the hottie sitting next to me was so turned on by this public display of affection, that I wound up staying at her place in SF when we landed. My friends up in Humboldt just laughed when I showed up a day and a half late. Cheers to alcohol and all the chaos it can bring. Are you sure??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomper Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 You're a funny guy Chef! That was a flight for the ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 And the Beatles HA! That's right... Rocky Raccoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 after the plane "crash" in France yesterday do we still wonder why they serve alcohol on planes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I want my drinks when I fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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