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http://footballjobs.teamworkonline.com/teamwork/r.cfm?i=79579

 

 

POSITION SUMMARY

 

The Information Technology Department of the Buffalo Bills has an immediate opening for a Systems Support Specialist. Under general direction of the VP of IT, the Systems Support Specialist will be responsible for providing routine support to end users on a variety of issues; identifying, researching and resolving technical problems. The incumbent will respond to telephone calls, email and personnel requests for technical support and document, track and monitor the problem to ensure a timely resolution. These responsibilities include, but are not limited to, user and event support. If you are a positive, engaging team player with a great work ethic then this is your chance to contribute in a progressive organization and be a part of one of the most storied franchises in the National Football League.

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Other responsibilities include:

- getting mex for Rex

- being bullied by Incognito

- breaking up Percy Harvin fights

- babysitting Fred's kids

- getting towel whipped every time you walk by the showers

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Other responsibilities include:

- getting mex for Rex

- being bullied by Incognito

- breaking up Percy Harvin fights

- babysitting Fred's kids

- getting towel whipped every time you walk by the showers

Smelling Boobie D's farts and guessing what he ate for lunch.

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Other responsibilities include:

- getting mex for Rex

- being bullied by Incognito

- breaking up Percy Harvin fights

- babysitting Fred's kids

- getting towel whipped every time you walk by the showers

 

Rex will mess with anyones feet, but her gets his own Mex!!!! hahaha

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Other responsibilities include:

- getting mex for Rex

- being bullied by Incognito

- breaking up Percy Harvin fights

- babysitting Fred's kids

- getting towel whipped every time you walk by the showers

 

Cleaning the foot fetish porn of Rex's computer...

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From the desk of Russ Brandon ~

 

With the completion of the NFL's investigation into alleged 'psychological abuse' charges leveled against former head coach Doug Marrone having been completely resolved with an enforceable 'cease and desist' order, the Analytics Dept is pleased to announce they are now comfortable in expanding their operations beyond the first floor Men's room - into the custodial closet.

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- creating invisible backdoors to the Patriots computer network

 

- mirroring SDS's TSW server to provide useful information for the analytics department

 

- creatively flaming Tim Graham on Twitter

 

- ruining Jerry Sullivan's credit history

 

 

 

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