The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Ok. CC # 6969-6969-6969 Zip 96969 Security code 069 Uncanny isn't it? Let me knei what your research reveals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4buSdcHPus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Chef Jim off to prison...doing what he does best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh92qUPUKZs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 Ok update. I have forwarded all the info that the FBI requested. So those of you who offered to take care of this for a fee? Piss off! I also gave notice at my work last night. It was difficult to do and I wasn't sure if I should wait until I got my money but the two bottles of wine convinced me it the right thing. I'm heading out this morning to shop for a boat. I love sailing but I think I'll get a motor yacht. Those say rich better than a sailboat and I've gotten lazy in my old age so a sailboat is too much work. I'm also looking at buying a winery or a brewery so I can get my booze cheap. Any advice on which I should buy? Life is grand!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) Ok update. I have forwarded all the info that the FBI requested. So those of you who offered to take care of this for a fee? Piss off! I also gave notice at my work last night. It was difficult to do and I wasn't sure if I should wait until I got my money but the two bottles of wine convinced me it the right thing. I'm heading out this morning to shop for a boat. I love sailing but I think I'll get a motor yacht. Those say rich better than a sailboat and I've gotten lazy in my old age so a sailboat is too much work. I'm also looking at buying a winery or a brewery so I can get my booze cheap. Any advice on which I should buy? Life is grand!! These are all very rational decisions. I'm glad you didn't listen to the doubters. As to which you should buy, I can only tell you what I would do. I wouldn't buy either the winery or the brewery, I would buy a sweatshop overseas. The amount of money you'll save with the forced child labor alone will allow you to buy all the booze you want. Your profit margin will be outstanding. Too many people only think locally, I prefer to think globally. You're welcome in advance. Edited March 20, 2015 by KikoSeeBallKikoGetBall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Jim, Many apologies for my rudeness. I can't believe you're actually getting all that money. Fantastic! I did a quick search and found two boats you might be interested in. The first vessel is self explanatory for you. A perfect fit! The second one might come a bit cheaper....but you'll probably have to wait a while for it to 'cool off.' After doing some quick research, I did call and inquire on your behalf. I was asked some questions regarding where you live and how you spend your days. Based on your posts, I let them know a few things... San Francisco area.... former Chef.... angry as hell most days.... and definitely hates advice and cyclists. You know....just general information. I also confirmed your social security number and your credit card numbers. I figured it was no big deal since you already shared those in this thread. Glad I could help! A few minutes later, there is a police helicopter over my house and I received an urgent email that the boat was no longer for sale. I was not happy about that at all. It took me a while to read the email though. I was so distracted. The police kept circling overhead screaming in a loudspeaker: "Is he in there? We're everywhere. The forms are not accurate....blah, blah, blah." I put ear plugs in and it got better. Regardless, I have no idea who they're after. When I went to check, this new picture was added. So frustrating. Either way...I hope this helps you on your 'fantastic voyage.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 Yeah weird. I've been getting that helicopter thing a lot the past couple days too. I just assumed it's because I live in Oakland. Regarding the boats I appreciate your help. The first one is pretty cool but the second one? Hell Yeah!! Built in smoker!! And Kiko. Thanks for you advice. I love the child labor idea. That's pretty much all they're good for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I hope you'll be able to share a picture of that "not a terrorist" certificate they send you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Sell the house in SF and get the first flight to some obscure South or Central American country somewhere. Should not only be able to set yourself up pretty nicely and have enough to set up your own private security force to stave off any pesky Fed's that may poke around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 I hope you'll be able to share a picture of that "not a terrorist" certificate they send you. It came via UPS this morning. This is so cool. Now I just sit back and wait for my gravy train to roll in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Oh Jim. I'm not so sure about this. I got a funny feeling things might take a different turn soon. Hope I'm wrong though. I usually am... according to my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 Oh Jim. I'm not so sure about this. I got a funny feeling things might take a different turn soon. Hope I'm wrong though. I usually am... according to my wife. Of course they're going to take a different turn. I'm going to be rich!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I sure do hope so Jim. Maybe you could buy up a lot of property in southern Illinois just to drive up the values so we can hear EII complain about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 I sure do hope so Jim. Maybe you could buy up a lot of property in southern Illinois just to drive up the values so we can hear EII complain about it. Really?? You actually want him posting more gibberish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Get this. and this Ignore the naysayers, make your move now and don't look back (that's real important, whatever happens, don't look behind you). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 Get this. and this Ignore the naysayers, make your move now and don't look back (that's real important, whatever happens, don't look behind you). What are you? My broker? And if you are I'm a Sonoma guy. Napa sucks. Get this. and this Ignore the naysayers, make your move now and don't look back (that's real important, whatever happens, don't look behind you). But then again I bet I could get this one at a heavy discount. http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Napa-winemaker-was-unraveling-before-he-shot-6147044.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Any update on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Chef Jim off to prison...doing what he does best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh92qUPUKZs Heh they made the sugu the way my mil used too! Put the pork and meatballs in the sugu while you simmer it all day. Mmm, the best sauce in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Here you go.... http://drunkard.com/issues/11-03/11-03-jailhouse.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Here you go.... http://drunkard.com/issues/11-03/11-03-jailhouse.htm That was very interesting. I always wondered how they made pruno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I'm screwed too... checking my spam account, I missed out on an email from Homeland that they are holding money for me, I only had four hours to respond, and they sent it two days ago.... U.S.A. HomeLand Security Department. Bureau of Consular Affairs Washington , DC 20520 Greeting from USA Embassy, Date: Tuesday September 23nd 2014 Office line: (406) 201-9198. Attn Dear Citizens! This is to notify you that your consignment has been in our custody we are waiting for you to comply with our instructions before your package delivery will be effected to your delivery address. We have been waiting for you to contact us regarding your consignment box which Courier Company suppose to deliver to you which is on hold by U.S.A. HomeLand Security Department Bureau and requesting for clearance certificate which will be obtain from the origination of the consignment box before it will be released. As a result of you not comply within duration given by Benin Government that is the reason the consignment box was diverted to treasury but the government of American have decide to make American Citizen happy by been willing to release the package consisting of a Bank Draft Total sum of $3.5millions usd written with your name as the beneficiary within 4 hours immediately you secure the clearance certificate today. After the meeting held by our board of director which was concluded that the delivery of your consignment to your address must be complete within 4hrs upon your comply to our requirement which is by sending the sum of $255.00 to enable us obtain the needed certificate and Your consignment for onward delivery to your house immediately without any further delay we decide to contact you because we confirm some offices are trying to deceive you. Note that your consignment box has been arrived in US embassy and waiting to receive clearance certificate before the gate pass is given. Mean while you are advice to reconfirm the below information upon contacting us to avoid delivery to wrong person. 1, Full name: 2, Address: 3, Occupation: 4, Cell-Phone: 5, Nearest Airport: Once you notify us with the above information include with the $255 payment we will release your consignment to you. Note that you are expected to pay only $255.00usd for clearance certificate and you are to pay it to Benin Republic as the origination of the consignment box in favour of: Eze Ben as our accountant officer in Benin Republic Send the $255.00usd through western union once you receive this mail with the information below for immediate release of your consignment box, Receiver name: PETER OLISA Country..Benin Republic City..Cotonou Question: When? Answer: now. Amount necessary.$255.00usd Once you send the money, try to notify us with the MTCN for easy pick up and for immediate action on the release of your consignment. Please treat this as matter of urgency .Note that any uncliam consignment will be return to the Courier Company after 3 days for final divertion as a result of failure to comply with our instruction and claim your consignment which arrived from Africa to our local airport here in USA. So you are urgently advise to comply with our demand so that we will release your consignment we are working for the best of America citizen. Treat with dispatch, Yours Faithfully, Assistant Secretary of State Roberta Jacob, Office line: (406) 201-9198 Text Only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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