The Poojer Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 I'm confused. Whose children then? I have but he's out on his shrimp boat Kittenpaw right now and can't be reached.
Chef Jim Posted March 19, 2015 Author Posted March 19, 2015 images.jpg I googled him and before my reply. Leave the country now, do not leave a forwarding address or any breadcrumbs that could possibly be used to trace you to your new location. This request isn't related to your email, just something that I've wanted to nicely ask you to do for quite some time. Can I take my iPhone so I can still post here?
Chef Jim Posted March 19, 2015 Author Posted March 19, 2015 Obvious phishing email is obvious. What does a jam band have to do with this. You people aren't helping here.
Just Jack Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 And they want me to send them this. Identification Record and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST). I don't even know what these things are. Anyone know? You'd think a financial advisor like yourself would know all about what's needed to move large sums of money between countries.
Chef Jim Posted March 19, 2015 Author Posted March 19, 2015 You'd think a financial advisor like yourself would know all about what's needed to move large sums of money between countries. Yes I've learned not to get involved. But this transaction has me intrigued.
Beerball Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 I googled him and before my reply. Can I take my iPhone so I can still post here? No. Rest easy knowing that this decision is made for the greater good.
Chef Jim Posted March 19, 2015 Author Posted March 19, 2015 No. Rest easy knowing that this decision is made for the greater good. What is this? Another "think of the children" post? This guy's getting $10.5 million. WTF?!?!?! http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread918870/pg1
Beerball Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 What is this? Another "think of the children" post? This guy's getting $10.5 million. WTF?!?!?! http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread918870/pg1 We do have to always keep TRBJ in mind, but, this request will actually help a lot of adults & even some mods. It'll be tough, but you are a big enough man to see this through.
BringBackFergy Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Jim - Seriously, if this is real and you have to leave town and run from the law, two suggestions: 1) Ohio is very nice this time of the year, and 2) Change your appearance...try men's shirts, jeans, shoes and donate your current wardrobe to your local chapter of Daughters of the American Revolution.
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2015 Author Posted March 20, 2015 We do have to always keep TRBJ in mind, but, this request will actually help a lot of adults & even some mods. It'll be tough, but you are a big enough man to see this through. I give the mods fits? Good! Better buy some KY - you're going to prison. KY what? Bourbon? I can bring bourbon to prisons? Sweet. Come and get me coppers! Send me $500 and I'll fix this for you. Ok now we're getting into my price range. Send me $500 and I'll fix this for you. Ok now we're getting into my price range.
Just Jack Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Ok now we're getting into my price range. I can do it for $95, but I'll need your credit card number that has the highest limit, billing zip code, and the three digits off the back, for "research" purposes.
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2015 Author Posted March 20, 2015 I can do it for $95, but I'll need your credit card number that has the highest limit, billing zip code, and the three digits off the back, for "research" purposes. Ok. CC # 6969-6969-6969 Zip 96969 Security code 069 Uncanny isn't it? Let me knei what your research reveals.
CowgirlsFan Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Ok. CC # 6969-6969-6969 Zip 96969 Security code 069 Uncanny isn't it? Let me knei what your research reveals. 69...hilarious
Beerball Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Ok. CC # 6969-6969-6969 Zip 96969 Security code 069 Uncanny isn't it? Let me knei what your research reveals. deep seated sexual frustration i.e. married slightly doughy appearance liberal When these factors are entered into crayonz' googlebot morphing program this is what it spits out:
The Poojer Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 So, Jim, what did you decide to do....I can hold onto any sort of ham products or duck fat for safe keeping for you.
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