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Why are you in trouble. It's very clear that you still have plenty of time to fill out the appropriate form and get it to them. Maybe you run into a corrupt agent who tries to skim a little of the money off the top, but it beats the alternative. Get those forms in and get your money!

This. You should be celebrating - push a few papers and you're a multi-millionaire!

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I didn't say "your" children.

 

I'm confused. Whose children then?

Somebody should notify Captain McGillicutty

 

I have but he's out on his shrimp boat Kittenpaw right now and can't be reached.

Call Bert Mackin, FBI, from Parks and Recreation. He's available since the show ended.

 

:huh:

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If you believe this is real, I have some prime swamp land in Florida I need to sell you,

 

The FBI would never send you an email. they'd stake your your house and install bugs and camera's

 

What do you mean they never would. They just did. In the email it said From: FBI

I work for the FBI. If you send me $10,000 I can take care of this for you.

 

Let me think about it.

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What do you mean they never would. They just did. In the email it said From: FBI

 

Let me think about it.

 

Give me your email address, I will send you another email from the FBI. Or to spice things up we could make it from president@whitehouse.gov

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This might help...

 

 

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC JAMES B. COMEY

Attention Beneficiary,

Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling,Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo/Mr.Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $15,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).

We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.

To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $250 Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $250.00 only.

Lord Ruben (ATM Card Center Director)
Central Bank of Nigeria
Central Business District,
Cad astral Zone, federal
Capital Territory,Nigeria.
ATM Card Center Director Lord Ruben
Email: fbi21@secretarias.com
Phone: +234-810-109-8678

Do contact Lord Ruben of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD: __________________
SEX: _______________
DATE OF BIRTH: __________________
OCCUPATION: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________

On contacting him with your details your file would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $250.00 via MoneyGram or Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order, after which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee.

JAMES B. COMEY
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Phone Number: +1 (206) 259-9114

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Lord Ruben of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.

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This might help...

 

 

Federal Bureau of Investigation

Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC JAMES B. COMEY

 

Attention Beneficiary,

 

Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling,Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo/Mr.Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

 

The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $15,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).

 

We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.

 

To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $250 Usd only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $250.00 only.

 

Lord Ruben (ATM Card Center Director)

Central Bank of Nigeria

Central Business District,

Cad astral Zone, federal

Capital Territory,Nigeria.

ATM Card Center Director Lord Ruben

Email: fbi21@secretarias.com

Phone: +234-810-109-8678

 

Do contact Lord Ruben of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:

 

FULL NAMES: __________________________________

DELIVERY ADDRESS FOR ATM CARD: __________________

SEX: _______________

DATE OF BIRTH: __________________

OCCUPATION: __________________

TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________

EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________

 

On contacting him with your details your file would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $250.00 via MoneyGram or Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order, after which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee.

 

JAMES B. COMEY

DIRECTOR

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Phone Number: +1 (206) 259-9114

 

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Lord Ruben of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.

 

That's the only word in all of that I noticed.

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What do you mean they never would. They just did. In the email it said From: FBI

 

Let me think about it.

read carefully

 

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) | Scam Of The Day

 

scamoftheday.com/wordpress/.../federal-bureau-of-investigation-fbi-43/

 

Apr 26, 2013 - Phone Number: +1 (206) 259-9114. Note: Disregard any email you get

here's another link just by searching the phone number

Worst phishing email EVER. - AR15.Com Archive

 

www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1570113

 

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PHONE NUMBER: (+1) 206-259-9114. Note: Disregard any email you get from any

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read carefully

 

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) | Scam Of The Day

 

scamoftheday.com/wordpress/.../federal-bureau-of-investigation-fbi-43/

 

Apr 26, 2013 - Phone Number: +1 (206) 259-9114. Note: Disregard any email you get

 

How do I know the scam alert is not in fact a scam. Huh....HUH.....HUH????????????

Not sure either. I've just heard people say that they should be thought of.

 

Why would I say that? I didn't have children for a reason.

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Leave the country now, do not leave a forwarding address or any breadcrumbs that could possibly be used to trace you to your new location.

 

This request isn't related to your email, just something that I've wanted to nicely ask you to do for quite some time.

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