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My last job we had someone called the Mad Shitter. He'd leave perfectly coiled ropes on top of the toilet in the men's room once or twice a week until they installed cameras to try to catch him in the act.

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I thought old people planned their days around their movements?

No lie - my father has a friend we used to go golfing with in Florida but we couldn't get early tee times because the friend was 85 or so and couldn't take his morning crap until after 10am usually...so we had to settle for 11am tee times and play through 1pm when the sun is the hottest.

 

OK, sorry for interrupting. Please go back to piling on Beerball.

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