The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Thanks for coming to Two Bills Drive, My name is The Real Buffalo Joe, and I'll be assisting you. How may I help you today? Edited March 10, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Can you tell me why I have been referred to as "The Most Valuable Poster" by many members here at TBD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 Can you tell me why I have been referred to as "The Most Valuable Poster" by many members here at TBD? I'll be happy to assist you with that today. If I could just first have your account information please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Thanks for coming to Two Bills Drive, My name is The Real Buffalo Joe, and I'll be assisting you. How may I help you today? Can you tell me how to get rid of Internet Trolls? account information O O I C U 8 1 2 Last Name - Emanon First Name - Enon E-Mail - None@hotmail.com Edited March 10, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I'll be happy to assist you with that today. If I could just first have your account information please? First name: Bring Middle: Back Last: Fergy Acct #: 4799945t67682386732846856823456966162374761378265643690562347602726-7-576-7436-76-3745674-776-777564 Secret Question: If you have three apples and eat two apples, how many do you have left? Answer: Mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 You can start by wiping that g** d*** smile of your rosy little cheeks and get me keys to a f****** car that is actually f****** there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 You can help me by paying off my mortgage. Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 Can you tell me how to get rid of Internet Trolls? account information O O I C U 8 1 2 Last Name - Emanon First Name - Enon E-Mail - None@hotmail.com I'd be glad to help you with that, I just need for security purposes, your 2nd grade teacher's maiden name? First name: Bring Middle: Back Last: Fergy Acct #: 4799945t67682386732846856823456966162374761378265643690562347602726-7-576-7436-76-3745674-776-777564 Secret Question: If you have three apples and eat two apples, how many do you have left? Answer: Mrags Thank you very much! Now before we look into any details, would you like to upgrade to our premium package. It's $19.99 a month, but it gets you 20 posts, and 7¢ a post after 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I'd be glad to help you with that, I just need for security purposes, your 2nd grade teacher's maiden name? Sister Mary Elepha'nt (that's French) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I'd be glad to help you with that, I just need for security purposes, your 2nd grade teacher's maiden name? Thank you very much! Now before we look into any details, would you like to upgrade to our premium package. It's $19.99 a month, but it gets you 20 posts, and 7¢ a post after 20. That sounds great...here's my credit card information: Beerus Bulbus, C Block, Ohio Department of Corrections, Toledo, OH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 That sounds great...here's my credit card information: Beerus Bulbus, C Block, Ohio Department of Corrections, Toledo, OH. Awesome, you're going to enjoy that for years to come Mr. Customer. Now to get to your issue. The reason you're so valued as a poster, is because you're always for things. You're always for keeping good players, and getting rid of bad. That's the attitude we like here at Two Bills Drive. Now to show you our appreciation, I'm going to give you 25 free comments in the Shoutbox. Any more questions mister Fergy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Awesome, you're going to enjoy that for years to come Mr. Customer. Now to get to your issue. The reason you're so valued as a poster, is because you're always for things. You're always for keeping good players, and getting rid of bad. That's the attitude we like here at Two Bills Drive. Now to show you our appreciation, I'm going to give you 25 free comments in the Shoutbox. Any more questions mister Fergy? Thanks. You've been most helpful. I'm gonna save my free 25 shouts for big news...maybe when we sign Andy Legurski...*fingers crossed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 12, 2015 Author Share Posted March 12, 2015 You can start by wiping that g** d*** smile of your rosy little cheeks and get me keys to a f****** car that is actually f****** there. May I see your rental agreement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Hello...I am the existing Customer Service robot for Two Bills Drive. You have infringed on my turf. You should close this thread down now. I am the one and only answer giver here and there is no room for two. Thank you. Customer Service Robot #582 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobu Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 May I see your rental agreement? I threw it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 I threw it away. You're ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Good morning TRBJ, Thank you for considering my concerns. My name is BillsfanM.D. and I apparently spend too much time on this website. My wife expects me to contribute around the house and 'stuff.' She doesn't understand man.....she doesn't understand. Just because she happens to look over my shoulder when I 'happen' to be looking at a 'would ya' thread.....she gets so chippy. I explain to her that I'm really bettering myself as a person by expanding my football knowledge; keeping up with the world on PPP; and having a laugh on OTW. She acts like my time spent here adds no value to our lives. I mean...seriously? She's really po'd right now and is trying to log onto my account with her phone. Something about wanting to find out if you're a woman.....By the way.... you wearing Khaki's? thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted April 17, 2015 Author Share Posted April 17, 2015 Good morning TRBJ, Thank you for considering my concerns. My name is BillsfanM.D. and I apparently spend too much time on this website. My wife expects me to contribute around the house and 'stuff.' She doesn't understand man.....she doesn't understand. Just because she happens to look over my shoulder when I 'happen' to be looking at a 'would ya' thread.....she gets so chippy. I explain to her that I'm really bettering myself as a person by expanding my football knowledge; keeping up with the world on PPP; and having a laugh on OTW. She acts like my time spent here adds no value to our lives. I mean...seriously? She's really po'd right now and is trying to log onto my account with her phone. Something about wanting to find out if you're a woman.....By the way.... you wearing Khaki's? thanks Have you tried unplugging her for ten seconds, and plugging her back in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Could you tell me how to flush the toilet when the poop is 10" above the water and just used 1/2 a roll of toilet paper to clean my butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Yeah. I'll have a double double hold the pickle,large fries and a chocolate shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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