Beerball Posted March 10, 2015 Posted March 10, 2015 actually $125 and an essay of no more than 200 words
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 10, 2015 Posted March 10, 2015 There once was an innkeeper from Nantucket...
Chef Jim Posted March 10, 2015 Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Intersting IRS issue. If she gets the $900,000 I wonder how it will be taxed. If as ordinary income it would be nearly 50% state and Fed. If cap gains it would be 30%. If she sold it to the highest bidder as is normal she'd net out $630k. If as income it would be about $450k. I hope she thought that part through. Edited March 10, 2015 by Chef Jim
4merper4mer Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) actually $125 and an essay of no more than 200 words Song and a dance? Isn't this you second from the left starting at about 3:29? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul_PnMWDvj4 I think you're a winner. Edit: Can some PLEASE tell me how to embed a Youtube? I take the "s" out of both the string and the link and it still doesn't work. There has to be a trick. Edited March 11, 2015 by 4merper4mer
BringBackFergy Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 Song and a dance? Isn't this you second from the left starting at about 3:29? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul_PnMWDvj4 I think you're a winner. Edit: Can some PLEASE tell me how to embed a Youtube? I take the "s" out of both the string and the link and it still doesn't work. There has to be a trick. Don't anyone tell him until he admits there's life on Jupiter
Beerball Posted March 11, 2015 Author Posted March 11, 2015 Edit: Can some PLEASE tell me how to embed a Youtube? I take the "s" out of both the string and the link and it still doesn't work. There has to be a trick. No idea.
4merper4mer Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 Don't anyone tell him until he admits there's life on Jupiter Even if I told you I have another video of Beerboy which would be the talk of OTW for months?
BringBackFergy Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 Even if I told you I have another video of Beerboy which would be the talk of OTW for months? Please go on...expand on this thought.
4merper4mer Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Please go on...expand on this thought. You need more? It involves Sammy, Carl and Irwin Dwyer but Beerboy does not know it exists. As for the Mars Haiku: There once was a green man from Mars his name translated to Lars he didn't exist but he still had a tryst with imagined chicks from the stars It's like porno for 4-ever Edited March 11, 2015 by 4merper4mer
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 You need more? It involves Sammy, Carl and Irwin Dwyer but Beerboy does not know it exists. Are for the Mars Haiku: There once was a green man from Mars his name translated to Lars he didn't exist but he still had a tryst with imagined chicks from the stars It's like porno for 4-ever You realize that's a limerick, right?
4merper4mer Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 You realize that's a limerick, right? No. It's a video. And it will crush Beerboy's ego more than that other thread crushed yours or the math crushed 4-ever.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) No. It's a video. And it will crush Beerboy's ego more than that other thread crushed yours or the math crushed 4-ever. Jokes on you. I came here without an ego, or self esteem. Edited March 11, 2015 by The Real Buffalo Joe
BringBackFergy Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 Here's my entry. When I win the house, I'll have you all up for a DRAFT party: "Listen up you old hag! This is nothing more than a publicity stunt to try and garner attention, a Lifetime movie deal and a tax write off. I tried to do the same thing with my 110 lb yellow lab...the damn dog pees all over the carpet and eats kitty litter then pukes on our carpet. I asked kids in the neighborhood to write an essay why they wanted my dog and you know what I got? Nothing. That's what you're gonna get in response to this "Look at me...I am so charitable" attention grab. I shouldn't even bother to go on with another 96 words, but here goes: I hope your beds are full of bugs, I hope your chimney and that cozy fire you built combust, and I hope your gardener and chef slip on grease in the kitchen and sue your ass for over $1 million. It's people like you that give a bad name to those of us who labor and toil under the mid-day sun day after day, week after week, year after year. Why do we do it? So we can own a beat up, haunted, 1800's Colonial in the middle of lobster country. Good day (and by the way, I'm at 209 words, so !@#$ you!!)"
Beerball Posted July 4, 2015 Author Posted July 4, 2015 http://dailyjournalonline.com/news/national/owner-of-maine-inn-made-through-essay-contest/article_de863e79-e327-5d9a-a2d6-b8715e17b108.html
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