mead107 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Getting ready for colonoscopy and drinking clear liquids. Nothing in system, you drink black coffee and go to bathroom and it comes out clear. What happens to the black in coffee? Same with any dark liquid you drink. I know when I eat beets I end up with a red tint in the pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I think it goes down the other tract. They doesn't wants any stains in yer big tube's lining while they're maneuvering their special probe up your fundament there young fella. It could make it look more like a Jackson Pollack painting than the Monet that it probably is. Here's to your clean bill of health and kudos to you for getting this very important checkup done! On a side note, the prep for that procedure is just brutal and disgusting. That said, it feels great to eat again after you're back on your feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 The Michael Jackson Cocktail they gave me in the prep room was AWESOME....I see why MJ was such a fan..... I think it goes down the other tract. They doesn't wants any stains in yer big tube's lining while they're maneuvering their special probe up your fundament there young fella. It could make it look more like a Jackson Pollack painting than the Monet that it probably is. Here's to your clean bill of health and kudos to you for getting this very important checkup done! On a side note, the prep for that procedure is just brutal and disgusting. That said, it feels great to eat again after you're back on your feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 Will enjoy the lunch and good sleep after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Good luck mead!! (The prep for a colonoscopy absolutely sucks. I'm not a fan of Gatorade to begin with...especially green flavored. Add a full bottle of Miralax and it is always tough to get down) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 The kidneys are a filter. Get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) Plus the substances that make the coffee dark get broken down. Pee is yellow due to the broken down hemoglobin from old and recycled red blood cells. When you drink a lot of water, it is almost colorless. Poop is brown partially due to broken down bile. If i drink grape pop, mine turns greenish due to the purple dye. Edited March 5, 2015 by Wacka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 The Michael Jackson Cocktail they gave me in the prep room was AWESOME....I see why MJ was such a fan..... I got nothing really. Was awake and pretty much unbuzzed for the whole procedure. And the did an endoscopy at the same time. I asked if they were going to drill a golden spike in the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 No polyps. I am a perfect azz hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 This was already determined years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) Just sent gug and beer a pic from in the colon to prove it Edited March 5, 2015 by mead107 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 No polyps. I am a perfect azz hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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