3rdnlng Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I sent you an email returning your wish for me to have a nice day but darned if I am not still confused by the Farsi. I deleted the email from my sent file. Please delete it on your end. Is this a polite way of saying "Go !@#$ yourself"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Is this a polite way of saying "Go !@#$ yourself"? Oh my goodness no. I hope it doesn't seem that way when those wonderful people read it in Farsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I sent you an email returning your wish for me to have a nice day but darned if I am not still confused by the Farsi. I deleted the email from my sent file. Please delete it on your end. ALLAHU AKBAR! YOUR EMAIL IS THE TOOL OF THE LITTLE SATAN! YOU ARE A PUPPET OF THE JEWS AND FATWAH HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED UPON YOU! MAY ALLAH HAVE MERCY UPON YOU INFIDEL!!!!! ALALALALALALALA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I sent you an email returning your wish for me to have a nice day but darned if I am not still confused by the Farsi. I deleted the email from my sent file. Please delete it on your end. Are you using the UN e-mail server, or did you create a private one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) ALLAHU AKBAR! YOUR EMAIL IS THE TOOL OF THE LITTLE SATAN! YOU ARE A PUPPET OF THE JEWS AND FATWAH HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED UPON YOU! MAY ALLAH HAVE MERCY UPON YOU INFIDEL!!!!! ALALALALALALALAI am starting to get the hang of this Farsi stuff. To answer your question, no I would not like a cinnamon roll as I am watching my weight before the big elections. Cankles cost votes. Thanks anyway. Please remember to delete this. Are you using the UN e-mail server, or did you create a private one?Neither. I am re-using a private one because once everything was deleted there was a lot of space. Edited March 11, 2015 by 4merper4mer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 ALLAHU AKBAR! YOUR EMAIL IS THE TOOL OF THE LITTLE SATAN! YOU ARE A PUPPET OF THE JEWS AND FATWAH HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED UPON YOU! MAY ALLAH HAVE MERCY UPON YOU INFIDEL!!!!! ALALALALALALALA So, did you enjoy the Chelo-Kababs we sent you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Well this good idea went to ****. Why couldn't the actual UN have bombed like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Well this good idea went to ****. Why couldn't the actual UN have bombed like this? Because the real UN has a way to scam fund their operation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Because the real UN has a way to scam fund their operation I got $8mil from some Nigerian. How much should I kick in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I got $8mil from some Nigerian. How much should I kick in? Why are you exploiting Africans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Why are you exploiting Africans? Oh you know us Japanese. We're the most racists bastards on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 I'll post the first question / crisis later tonight. Got way behind at work, now I'm almost caught up. I hear this is how quickly stuff works at the real UN anyway, so... #realism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I'll post the first question / crisis later tonight. Got way behind at work, now I'm almost caught up. I hear this is how quickly stuff works at the real UN anyway, so... #realism You work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 You work? Clearly not very often, nor very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 27, 2015 Author Share Posted March 27, 2015 (edited) URGENT CALL TO ORDER: In view of the unfolding crisis in Kaliningrad, the United Nations Security Council has called an emergency session. SECURITY COUNCIL USA: Azalin UK: Levi FRANCE: Dev CHINA: ...Lybob RUSSIA: Taro T NON PERMANENT S.C. MEMBERS: IRAN: JoeSixPack JAPAN: Chef CANADA: KD in CT MEXICO: Gary ISRAEL: FireChan COLUMBIA: Keukasmallies GERMANY: Gatorman CUBA: Nanker CRISIS IN KALININGRAD: Brief: Tensions between Poland and Russia have escalated in the past eighteen months: * In 2012 the Russian military deployed short range ballistic missiles in Kaliningrad, the Russian enclave that shares a 232 km border with Poland and is an important warm water port for Russia's Baltic fleet. It was a move that rankled Polish officials who warned of rising Russian aggression. * Russia's controversial annexation of Crimea in 2014 only confirmed those fears in Polish military circles. * In March of 2015, Russia deployed their nuclear-capable Iskander missiles into the region while Poland has increased their defense spending, something decried by the Kremlin. * The military build up by both nations have resulted in a series of large protests along the border. In recent weeks these protests have become increasingly violent, matching the rhetoric coming from both Poland and Russian nationals. Polish military officials claim that Russian GRU agents have been stoking the regional tensions, while Russian officials have made repeated claims of anti-Russian propaganda being funneled into Kaliningrad from Polish intelligence agents. NEWS BREAK: Approximately two and a half hours ago, a bomb destroyed a popular hotel and two adjoining buildings in the Russian enclave of Kaliningrad. There hasn't been confirmation on the number of casualties as of yet, but early reports are it's at least 800 and likely to rise. Many of the dead are family members of Russian military personnel stationed in the area. Two Polish nationals have been detained at the border and are currently being held by Russian officials for questioning. More updates will come as the situation unfolds, but right now we have reached a crisis point. Poland and Russia are on the brink of war. Can the UN do anything to help this ever changing situation? Edited March 27, 2015 by GreggyT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 URGENT CALL TO ORDER: In view of the unfolding crisis in Kaliningrad, the United Nations Security Council has called an emergency session. SECURITY COUNCIL USA: Azalin UK: Levi FRANCE: Dev CHINA: ...Lybob RUSSIA: Taro T NON PERMANENT S.C. MEMBERS: IRAN: JoeSixPack JAPAN: Chef CANADA: KD in CT MEXICO: Gary ISRAEL: FireChan COLUMBIA: Keukasmallies GERMANY: Gatorman CUBA: Nanker CRISIS IN KALININGRAD: Brief: Tensions between Poland and Russia have escalated in the past eighteen months: * In 2012 the Russian military deployed short range ballistic missiles in Kaliningrad, the Russian enclave that shares a 232 km border with Poland and is an important warm water port for Russia's Baltic fleet. It was a move that rankled Polish officials who warned of rising Russian aggression. * Russia's controversial annexation of Crimea in 2014 only confirmed those fears in Polish military circles. * In March of 2015, Russia deployed their nuclear-capable Iskander missiles into the region while Poland has increased their defense spending, something decried by the Kremlin. * The military build up by both nations have resulted in a series of large protests along the border. In recent weeks these protests have become increasingly violent, matching the rhetoric coming from both Poland and Russian nationals. Polish military officials claim that Russian GRU agents have been stoking the regional tensions, while Russian officials have made repeated claims of anti-Russian propaganda being funneled into Kaliningrad from Polish intelligence agents. NEWS BREAK: Approximately two and a half hours ago, a bomb destroyed a popular hotel and two adjoining buildings in the Russian enclave of Kaliningrad. There hasn't been confirmation on the number of casualties as of yet, but early reports are it's at least 800 and likely to rise. Many of the dead are family members of Russian military personnel stationed in the area. Two Polish nationals have been detained at the border and are currently being held by Russian officials for questioning. More updates will come as the situation unfolds, but right now we have reached a crisis point. Poland and Russia are on the brink of war. Can the UN do anything to help this ever changing situation? Not likely. The UN is incapable of solving, or doing anything positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Dear Mr. Kalinigrad, This may seem like an untenable situation you are in but I can assure it is not. I have vast experience flying all over the world to discuss events like yours and find ways of sweeping them under the rug. I can act diplomatic, screech at the top of my lungs or bring a reset button. True story: I couldn't find my reset button once and I was in a hurry. Thinking quickly I had my driver go into Staples and buy me one of those easy buttons. I used some nail polish remover Chelsea left ithe car to erase the lettering and there you have it. I would be glad to help you. Just say the word. In an unrelated note a large bag is on your front porch right now. Do not be alarmed, this is a collection bag the Clinton Foundation uses for generous cash gifts. An affiliate will be there in four hours to pick it up. BTW you never got this email that you are about to erase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 France's position on the matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 It is clear to the Islamic Republic of Iran that Poland is the clear aggressor here. We believe the Jews are behind this and as such, we demand sanctions on the Little Satan. ALLAHU AKBAR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChan Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 (edited) We of Israel believe that the only true solution to this conflict is a two state solution. Psyche! Edited March 27, 2015 by FireChan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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