Deranged Rhino Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Let's have some fun. I know the UN isn't everyone's slice of pie, but on PPP we'll make the UN viable again. We will assign posters to be delegates of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council along with ten rotating members. Once we have our council filled out with posters who best represent their country's image, the moderator will then pose questions and dilemmas to the Security Council and give them a chance to explain how their nations should, or would, respond. The first task is to fill the delegate positions. SECURITY COUNCIL: (Permanent Members) USA UK RUSSIA CHINA FRANCE (Rotating Members, picked by me) JORDAN EGYPT IRAN INDIA PAKISTAN JAPAN CANADA MEXICO NIGERIA ISRAEL We can have up to two members per country... suggestions for who should represent which country? I'll compile a final list of delegates and the first question on Sunday or whenever the delegations are filled. Feel free to discuss candidates, make sure to state why. For example, JTSP is a clear front runner to be the Russian delegation. His history of antisemitism, homophobia and racism, combined with his complete lack of understanding of the world at large makes him a perfect delegate for Putin. Chef's bombastic and confrontational attitude, coupled with his belief that he is always right and love of cuisine, makes him the ideal delegate for either China, or possibly France. Have at it, PPP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Can't wait to see what you come up with on this one. This could be fun to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 So JTSP and Lybob will represent Russia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 So JTSP and Lybob will represent Russia? I'll take China if it diminishes contention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg F Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) For example, JTSP is a clear front runner to be the Russian US delegation. His history of antisemitism, homophobia and racism, combined with his complete lack of understanding of the world at large makes him a perfect delegate for Putin Obama. There ... fixed it for ya. Edited February 28, 2015 by Greg F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) I'll take China if it diminishes contention. You'd kill as the Pakistani delegation. There ... fixed it for ya. Hey keep the politics out of this thread! Edited February 28, 2015 by meazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChan Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I hate Odell Beckham Jr, so I'd be perfect for Israel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 1, 2015 Author Share Posted March 1, 2015 I hate Odell Beckham Jr, so I'd be perfect for Israel. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 For the first order of business, I propose an official slogan of our model UN. And I apologize for any spelling or grammatical errors in translation: Idiotum et Infinatum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 How about: Non ergo sum stultus, or Stultus es. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 How 'bout: We don't get much done, but we enjoy NYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 How 'bout: We don't get much done, but we enjoy NYC -- you can park anywhere! Fixed. This is a great idea but we really need to lure Tom back to give it a spark. Dibs on Canada -- I want to take it easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Greggyt Russia-easy to picture him pounding his shoe on the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I want Japan and you must play this everytime I walk into the council chambers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 How 'bout: We don't get much done, but we enjoy NYC. Diplomatic Immunity I propose a revision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 How 'bout: We don't get much of anything useful done, but we enjoy NYC diplomatic immunity . I propose a revision I see your revision and raise you one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I see your revision and raise you one. Now we're talking like the UN I guess I'll call France. I doubt anybody else really wants it, but I'll take it so I can be rude and snooty to everybody else. Oh, and the Security Council Veto helps too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I guess I'll call France. I doubt anybody else really wants it, but I'll take it so I can be rude and snooty to everybody else. Oh, and the Security Council Veto helps too Ok. You can bring the wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I'll take mexico, burritos and tequila all day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I'll take Columbia,. I know a woman from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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