Fadingpain Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) Inspired by the current UFO thread... Consider this deep thought: Right now there is a star out in the universe somewhere that is so far away, its light won't reach us for millions of years. Yet the star which produced that light died millions of years ago. So we will have to move into the future to see the birth of that which died in our past. As Chef in Apocalypse Now said: "Far out, man." Who has more Deep Thoughts? Edited February 15, 2015 by Stopthepain
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 If the sun had blown up 5 minutes ago we still would not know about it.
BringBackFergy Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 If you read all of Beerball's, DC Tom's and The Real Buffalo Joe's posts, you would not only be smarter...but you would be 109 years old when done.
Fadingpain Posted February 15, 2015 Author Posted February 15, 2015 If the sun had blown up 5 minutes ago we still would not know about it. Good one.
Fadingpain Posted February 16, 2015 Author Posted February 16, 2015 You, in addition to all matter in the universe, are made of atoms. Atoms are overwhelmingly composed of empty space. The vast majority of everything is made of nothing.
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Consider this: joe klopenstein does not exist anywhere other than the waiver wire.
ChevyVanMiller Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 If time travel will ever be possible at anytime in the future, then it's already happened.
eball Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 My father always said laughter was the best medicine...which is probably why several of our family members died from tuberculosis.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 I want to die in my sleep peacefully like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
BringBackFergy Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 If a granfather's name is Richard and his son's name is Richard, at family reunions, is the grandson known as "Third Dick" or "Little Dick"?
Chef Jim Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Chef form Apocalypse now also said "never get out of the !@#$ing boat!" Other great words to live by.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 If you have ever made another human vomit, purely from the stench of your flatulance, you have achieved total enlightenment.
Fadingpain Posted February 16, 2015 Author Posted February 16, 2015 Chef form Apocalypse now also said "never get out of the !@#$ing boat!" Other great words to live by. That's right. Not unless you are willing to go all the way.
BUFFALOKIE Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 (edited) Chef form Apocalypse now also said "never get out of the !@#$ing boat!" Other great words to live by. Chef stayed with the boat to call in an airstrike, and got decapitated. Edited February 16, 2015 by THE KIKO MONSTER
Fadingpain Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) Chef stayed with the boat to call in an airstrike, and got decapitated. This is true. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole F-in' program. Edited February 17, 2015 by Stopthepain
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